Mr. E come back

Gee, I wonder if the main character being a “cringey” 13 year old girl has anything to do with this

EDIT: Omg this is trending on Twitter in response to that shitty review

Be balanced and traverse dangerous spaces

Be wise and see the unusual solution

Be honest and be truly victorious

Be generous and SACRIFICE A LIMB

I started to read, then skipped the the ‘sacrifice a limb’ part, then started scrolling.

- queue/schedule system

- tagging that doesn't interfere with the actual content of posts

- the ask/inbox system

- ability to make likes/following lists private

- ability to reblog posts multiple times

- the "Keep Reading" feature

- ability to easily post different media. AFAIK Tumblr is the only social media site that lets you post audio without it being a video.

TELL ME

(sorry for the yelling but I'm excited)

NO DONT APOLOGIZE FOR THE YELLING ITS OK

I actually don’t know exactly how she met Melior, but he used to be a red visor, and after he was liberated, they met, and he was like “oh, we can slander some people.” And she was like “YES” and so she became his camerawoman, and he gives all the big stories. The best way I can compare them to a modern news station is they’re like Fox News. They say they’re an editorial, not a news station, (on their website) but no one pays attention to that. Their main audience is humans who want to be super woke and show that they’re not against these new Nindroids, as well as a few g4 Nindroids.

Betty adores Melior (they are in a relationship, just for reference) and adores her job. They make good money, and by the nature of their job, they cause as much havoc as they can legally. (For instance, one time they figured out that since the monastery is as old as it is, it’s technically not private property, so they used that to interview the green ninja.)

They refuse to report on just a few people: Cyrus and Milton, (purely because they know they could get in loads of legal trouble) Simone (they respect her enough to leave her alone) and, most of the time, Zane (he’s “old news” and they don’t understand why he’s so special anyways)

Once she’s behind the camera, she’s silent. But any other time? She’s hooting and hollering, a true gaslight, Gatekeep girlboss of a woman. Melior and her are so loyal to each other it’s unreal. (Think Moxie and Millie from Helluva Bods, but they both have Millie’s personality)

Like, whenever he finishes a story and they cut to black, she lowers the camera and yells “THATS MY MAN!!” And whenever she does anything remotely praiseworthy he yells “FSM YOURE SO HOT” and they’re just

(ignore my crusty ass nails)

SO UH

HAVE SOME DYERAN NINDROIDS

He’s a reporter and she’s his camerawoman

They are in a relationship and are very supportive of each other and call each other hot all the time and it’s really fun

They do fun things like cause problems and yell “fuck the government” because they’re fake woke

He has the support of a lot of G4, and several humans as well, but the Cyrian Nindroids tend to steer clear of him specifically

He gives a lot of harsh takes on certain people...

Not Zane though! He doesn’t give two flying fucks about him and all the First One nonsense