Me and My Pretty Face

Did he try sneak bacon onto the plane by hiding it in his suitcase?

No, though I wouldn’t put that past him. This time it’s more along the lines of him wanting to squeeze some airport worker’s head until their brain popped through their skull like a pimple. And that was a direct quote from him.

Yeah I can see why security might have a problem with him....

Trying to get through airport security with Braun is an adventure almost every damn time.

I want to ask why but at the same time I‘m afraid to know the answer...

Reblog if you think Shinsuke stole Dolph’s smile.

The only thing Shinsuke stole from me was my god damn pizza rolls.

Okay, I was concerned for a moment when you took that hit.

Thanks man, it’s cool. Just a little loopy is all. Might get a drink, or something. idk

Sounds like a solid plan to me. But I suggest you stay away from Blue Moon.

It is what it is. I mean, they ain’t wrong. And they’ll just keep coming back. So it’s whatever. 

It’s still annoying and shouldn’t be tolerated man. But you took a pretty hard kick to the face tonight, you okay?

The anons aren’t asking the gossipers the real question we all want to know: why was the first season of Castlevania only four episodes?

Dolph, please. 😂

This is a serious issue Eliza. 😤