Grow from the dirt they left you in

Which degree black belt was Ik Sun in taekwondo again? 

No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!

SOFT

“Your hands are so warm.”

“Ah, that feels good…”

“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”

“Is it okay if I lean on you?”

“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”

“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”

“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”

“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”

“Be gentle with me.”

“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”

“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”

“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”

“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”

“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”

“I could kiss you all over.”

“That tickles!”

“Mind washing my back for me?”

“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”

“I love how soft your lips are.”

“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”

“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”

ROUGH

“Ow! That fucking hurt!”

“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”

“You stepped on my foot!”

“Did you do that on purpose?”

“Please be more gentle next time…”

“Don’t squeeze so tight!”

“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”

“Did you just bite me?!”

“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”

“Is that the best you’ve got?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“I’ll make you bleed.”

“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”

“Hey!! What was that for?!”

“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”

“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”

“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”

“You almost knocked me over!”

“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”

“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”

Feel free to edit however you see fit

“Go fuck a dick.”

*throws water bottle in the trash* “Sorry I don’t drink.”

“Rich, poor, same thing.”

“Don’t do that that tickles.” “I know you like it because I’m biologically male.”

“I need to pee again because I didn’t actually pee because I have a shy bladder.”

“I’M SOBER.”

“Stop lying, whore. You didn’t drink.”

“WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?”

“I WILL NOT MAJOR IN PHYSICS. I WILL MAJOR IN ALCOHOL”

“How dare you?! This is water!”

“I DONT WANT TO EAT THE CHICKEN TENDER”

“You look like a penguin. …..A fancy peguin thought because you have a tux on.”

“YOU NEED TO STEAL HIS CIGARETTES”

“I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, _. YOU’RE SO ARTISTIC.”

“_ is my best friend now.”

*walks up to a stranger* “Hi, I’m _. Before this continues this won’t go anywhere because I’m gay”

“Actually I’m only 23% drunk.”

“You need one lover per country.”

“I am going to remember this. I AM.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Please drive my car. Don’t worry I’m not insured.”

“Wake up bitch.”

“I AM NOT DRUNK. YOU ARE WRONG.”

“Hi. Can we be friends?”

“I wanna kiss you.”

“I think he’s talking to other guys.” *shows selfie*

muse a and b were high school sweethearts. knew each other their entire life, were so in love, began to plan their future together. muse b went off too college a year before muse a and came back on christmas break only for muse a to find out they had cheated (maybe a hickey, a text, something) and a huge break up happens. five, ten years down the road. muse b is getting married and having a bachelor party. in comes in the stripper and lo and behold it’s muse a who they haven’t seen since the breakup and !!! angst

muse a is a college student at a party and runs into muse b, a handsome devil who ends up snorting coke off muse a in the bathroom before fucking them. the next day (or week) muse a sits in the front row of their class only to see the professor walk in and oh my god is that the person from the party?? 

muse a is a single parent who escorts for money. muse b is a rich and successful lawyer who uses an escort business for the ease of finding a quick fuck. (perhaps they’re in an unhappy marriage?? fun and angsty) muse b continues to request muse a because they’re hot and fun to talk to and shit maybe they’re falling for muse a. muse a is trying hard not to fall because kids and can’t fall for clients. obvs. until one day muse a is at court because ex is fighting for custody of kids and muse a needs a lawyer and look who it is. muse b, with some free time, and they’re so good with the kids and is willing to fight for the custody.