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@thexcameraman I agree! Any look suits his soft sexy body

Thank you!! I’ll repay you for your kind gesture somehow!! 

@thexcameraman I agree! Any look suits his soft sexy body

I can already hear his admirers buying gifts for him as we speak. 

He is so popular!!! He is sweet, though. He appreciates it all.

I wish I could bask in his glorious presence! 

@thexcameraman I agree! Any look suits his soft sexy body

I can already hear his admirers buying gifts for him as we speak. 

I tried to sleep but then I remembered that I forgot the turnip sale was today. 

I know this is about animal crossing but for a moment I really thought you grew turnips for a second. Haha. 

One day I will, then I’ll take lots of pictures and show you!

I thought there was a woodpecker outside, but it’s just a bird tapping its beak on a light post. 

Do you know morse code? It might be important!

Unfortunately I don’t, but I can look up a guide! 

That feeling when you buy delicious takeout but then a fly lands on it before you can eat it. 

Ship me the cookies please, I’ll appreciate it I hope the flies don’t come for the cookies though.

I’ll send you four, and I’ll put cute stickers on it. Maybe it’ll deter them from trying to get to the cookies. 

That feeling when you buy delicious takeout but then a fly lands on it before you can eat it. 

Every time I hear a buzz it makes me paranoid they’re the worst.

I’m sorry man. You want a cookie? I keep them in little containers, I can ship them to you!

You don’t have to. I’ll figure something out, but first I’ll have to relocate the fly to make sure it doesn’t surprise attack again. 

I don’t want you going hungry because of this fly!

I won’t go hungry I promise! I’ll order another take out container, as soon as I find the little guy!