HAHAHAHAH if you come anywhere near me with a pair of knorts I’ll kms

What if they were pink

// @theworstwolverine is camping out in the bathroom with the cats 🫩

//THEY'RE BABIES THEY JUST WANT LOVE HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THEM

Wade just made me help him put up 10 more Taylor Swift posters on top of the 50 he already has

Let me love something.

I never said you couldn't love something

So you want a divorce?

I'm gonna lose my phone again, this time it'll be on purpose

Quick come sign these papers.

I ain't signin' shit

Wade just made me help him put up 10 more Taylor Swift posters on top of the 50 he already has

Let me love something.

I never said you couldn't love something

So you want a divorce?

I'm gonna lose my phone again, this time it'll be on purpose

Wade just made me help him put up 10 more Taylor Swift posters on top of the 50 he already has

Let me love something.

I never said you couldn't love something

@theworstwolverine every time you drive I swear

Literally, I want to purposely run someone over with those goddamn headlights

@theworstwolverine me earlier

You every night you have to work

Why is pompom purin always showing hole

Why are you like this

@theworstwolverine cheated on me in my dream so now he’s cancelled. Just thought everyone should know.

I didn't actually do it?? It was a dream?? I wouldn't do that to you

Every time I use gen-z slang Logan looks like he’s about to have a stroke trying to figure out what I just said.

Because that's not English. I have no idea what the hell you're saying 90% of the time.

Fuck little nightmares 3 dude I don’t even care

Wade is sobbing in the other room, I can hear him

Wolvie dumped me in my dream so now it’s all he’s gonna hear about all day

I didn't actually do it, though.