lmao I look at every single reblog. even the posts that have +1000 notes. Because a simple “cute” or “insp” is enough to make my heart melt, and when people write more complex commentary I die.

It’s me

I bought loads of candy and my mum woke me up before I could eat it.

Vegans really are a whole new breed of wackjob... Aren't they?

Ah man Id totally go for some sliders

Because eating the animal raw is not a good fucking choice you absolute dumbass.

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

when you’re waiting for obama to come back home

This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”

so did dan howell actually come out or was that just a group hallucination we all simultaneously experienced