The Wolf's Brothel

Condoms are only 98% effective when used correctly.

Sugar can cause infections in the vagina. This means things like chocolate sauce, honey, and lubricants with glycerin can be harmful.

Having sex with an intoxicated person is legally rape in most US states, even if the person verbally consents. In the eyes of the law, drugs and alcohol impair your ability to consent to sex.

Unprotected anal sex is the most dangerous sex act when it comes to spreading STIs.

Not everyone can climax from oral sex or even likes oral sex. Don’t assume—ask your partner what they want!

Condoms expire! Check the date on the wrapper. Also, storing them in wallets is not a good idea (see #8)

If someone with a vagina has unprotected anal sex, semen can drip down into the vagina and pose a (slight, but still real) risk for pregnancy.

Do not keep condoms in your wallet. The friction and heat exposure of keeping them there can make them ineffective. Keep them somewhere cool, dry, and out of sunlight.

You should be tested for STIs with each new partner you have. Annual appointments are not enough protection if you have multiple partners in that time.

Having anal sex does not lead to a gaping asshole unless your partner is literally an elephant.

Sex with elephants is illegal. Don’t do that.

Masturbating while wearing a condom can help people with penises get used to wearing them before sex.

Penis size does not define your worth. It is not the be-all, end-all factor for most people.

In fact, lots of people with large penises have trouble having sex without hurting their partner since the average vagina size is 6”-8” when aroused (it’s only 3”-4” when not aroused!).

Your first time will almost definitely not be your best time. That’s okay, I promise.

Herpes and pubic lice can still infect you if a condom is used if testicles come in contact with a vuvla.

Only one out of three people can orgasm from receiving vaginal penetration alone. You’re not broken.

People with penises can orgasm without ejaculating.

The muscles in a vagina can be abnormally tense and cause intense pain when penetrated with a toy, penis, or tampon. This is called vaginismus and treatment for this includes relaxation therapy and using medical rods to help the muscles relax.

The number of sexual partners you have does not define you. This rule applies to all genders.

A diet of lots of dairy and meat can cause ejaculate to taste bad. Fruits that are very sweet (like pineapple) help combat this for some people. However, due to body chemistry, medications, and other factors, it might not always do the trick.

Dental dams make oral sex with someone with a vulva safer. They are thin sheets of latex and can be home-made by cutting the ends off a condom and slitting it lengthwise to make a alternative option if you don’t have access to dental dams.

The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings in it. That’s twice that of a penis! So, go gently until encouraged to do otherwise.

Sex does not have to stop when someone ejaculates. Remove any condoms or clean up any mess, and keep going until everyone is satisfied!

Communication is the number one factor to a better, healthier sex life.

The hymen is not a bone, and does not break. It is a membrane layer that stretches. It can tear, which can lead to pain and bleeding. However, sex for the first time (or ever!) should never hurt. Go slower and focus on foreplay to increase natural lubrication.

Sexuality is fluid for a lot of people. Don’t worry about labels until you’re sure in your sexual and romantic interests. Explore freely and worry about terms later.

Orgasms release hormones that are natural pain-killers. This is why some menstruating people masturbate when they have cramps, because the body naturally reduces pain after an orgasm.

The hormones released also account for why some people cry or get very emotional after an intense orgasm. It’s totally normal.

There are limitless kinks in the world and so long as they are safe and consensual, there is nothing wrong with them.

Medications and mental health disorders can mess with your sex drive. Talk to your doctor if your sex drive has suddenly increased or decreased after starting a medication—there may be alternatives.

There is nothing “un-manly” or “gay” about enjoying anal play. Most men who try anal enjoy a little sensation in that area. People with penises also have a p-spot (prostate) and can have intense orgasms through anal penetration.

Always use lubrication generously to avoid vaginal or anal tearing.

Urinating after sex can reduce the risk of a UTI in people with vaginas.

Enjoying casual sex does not make you a bad person if you are up-front with your intentions and don’t maliciously seek to hurt others.

Condoms come in multiple sizes! It should never be loose or painfully tight.

Being sex-positive does not mean that everyone needs to enjoy sex. It simply promotes the happiness and sexual exploration (or non-exploration) of others.

Porn is not an educational guide to sex.

Certain positions feel better than others. Switch it up and find out what works for you and your partner(s).

Condoms are more likely to break if you don’t leave a reservoir tip for ejaculate.

Labia are often asymmetrical. Your long/uneven/poofy/dark labia are beautiful and there is nothing wrong with your body.

Up to 80% of people with a vagina can squirt with either g-spot or clitoral stimulation.

Drug store pregnancy tests are just as effective as brand name ones. In some cases, they’re even MORE effective.

Elevating your butt with pillows can make missionary sex easier for those of us with a big tummy or thick thighs.

Plan B does not work on people over a certain weight (160-175lbs).

There are safe alternatives to condoms or oral contraceptives. Talk to your doctor about your options.

Sex toys can open up a whole new world to folks willing to explore.

Orgasms can be highly psychological. Most people can’t climax when they’re upset or distracted.

Birth control can cause people to miss periods or spot in between periods.

Sex doesn’t have to be gentle if you don’t want it to be. There are healthy ways to explore rough sex or BDSM.

@the-romantic-dominant ~ Excellent post on Anal Sex!! I didn’t want to muck up your post with my two sense worth but here are a few things that I discovered during my journey into anal bliss.

There are two things that always made me reluctant to allow anyone to cum through my back door. The “Yuck” factor and the Pain factor.

So let’s do the Yuck factor first. Yes…💩 is gross. No one wants to see or smell their 💩 especially on their man’s cock. While there are things you can do to greatly reduce the odds of this happening…let’s face it, sometimes 💩 happens no matter what you do. That’s why Jesus made water and soap.

Okay so cleaning your little rose bud. As TRD’s article indicated you don’t have to clean all 5 ft. of your lower intestines. If you’re a “regular” kinda girl and had a bowel movement that day then a little light cleansing is all you need.

If you’re like me and not so regular you may want to go the extra mile. I stop eating solid foods the night before and stick with yogurt, broth, and juice (learned this from @anniemasterjoe ). The night before I use an enema bulb and I rinse out my bum with warm water. Never hot and never cold!! There are plenty of instructions online on how to use this handy little tool.

The next morning I’ll rinse again just to be safe as I want to be sure I’m clean. You can tell by whether or not you’re leaving anything other than clear water in the toilet.

If not, rinse again maybe an hour later. Try not to rinse within about 2-3 hours of playtime to avoid any leakage. Also be sure to expel all of the liquid from your bum each time you rinse!!

If you’ve never done this before, I recommend doing it a few times to get the hang of it so you’re not feeling rushed or stressed over your first anal encounter. It’s not painful but it’s a bit awkward the first few times. Also buy some latex medical type gloves so you can check your bum without making contact with any 💩 that might be left inside. Use lube on the tip of your finger and the tip of the bulb that you’ll be inserting into your little rose bud.

Some folks go a bit further when it comes to cleansing but I find this is enough if you’re just engaging in basic anal sex.

So now that we’re nice and clean, You may be wondering how You can help make this a pain free experience. Princess plugs are woman’s best friend when it comes to all things anal.

They come in all different shapes, sizes, and colors. Not only will your man enjoy the site of a little booty bling peeking out from between your plump little cheeks, but he will also find it easier to enter you if you do it right.

First you need to know about the two main kinds of material. One is stainless steel and the other is silicon. The stainless are very durable and quite lovely to look at but keep in mind that metal will absorb both heat and cold. Be sure to clean the plug with soap & warm water or let it cool down a bit before you insert it.

If you’re new to this, begin with the smallest plug. You can buy them in sets of three…small, medium, large. As with the anal cleansing, do this a few times on your own first so you can get used to inserting something into your little hole and can wear it around the house for a little while.

I’ve included a pic of the first set I bought. They aren’t too expensive and are great for beginners.

If you choose another style just make sure that the part that stays on the outside is wide enough that it won’t slip inside your bum. Don’t panic if this happens. It happened to me once with another style and I simply pushed it back out like I was going to the bathroom.

So once the plug is clean, lube it up and put some lube in your little bung hole. You may want to lay down on the bed, on your back the first few times you insert it. Relax for a moment and slowly push the fatter end of the plug into your rose bud. Remember to breath and take your time. Once it’s inside, relax for a few minutes and allow yourself to get used to how it feels.

Then you can try walking around the house while wearing it. I wouldn’t wear it for longer than 15 min or so at a time to start, just enough to get used to it.

Two things to remember…one, the stainless steel is metal so it will heat up some with your body’s heat. If it begins to feel to warm, remove it for awhile. Two, your body will absorb the lube so if you plan to wear it for extended periods make sure you have lube with you as you’ll want to remove it and add more lube periodically.

The most common question I hear is “will this stretch me out permanently?” The answer is no. Wearing a princess plug for brief periods of time is not going to result in a giant bung hole. However, shoving a whiskey bottle up your bum may have a different result. 😱

Once you can get the middle sized plug in, and depending on the circumference of your man’s cock; you can put the plug in before he comes over and wear it during play. By the time he’s ready to enter you, in most cases you or he can remove it, and he should be able to slide right in with little or no effort. This doesn’t mean he should shove his cock inside of you. He still needs to take it slow and allow you to back up to him. And he still may need to apply a little lube to his cock if it’s not already covered in your honey. 😈

Final note: Always avoid going back and forth between your anus and your vagina. While cleansing may reduce the amount of bacteria present, you can still wind up with a UTI if you’re not careful. Urinary Tract Infections can be cured with an antibiotic but they are most unpleasant and can put you out of commission for a few weeks!

You can also have him wear a condom for anal play if either of you is worried about the yuck factor.

If he doesn’t wear a condom make sure he washes his cock thoroughly before going back into your pussy. Same goes for fingers!!

If you’ve had a bad experience with anal play, it doesn’t have to be your last. Talk to your partner, make sure he’s willing to take it slow, use plenty of lube, and relax. Anal can be very pleasurable for both of you with a little preparation and patience!

One more thing…get to know your body. If you don’t feel like that area is clean or ready for play, please don’t allow your partner to go there. Be aware and respectful so that no one has an unpleasant experience!

Note: There are all different kinds of enemy bulbs. The one in the pic is the first kind I used because it was easy to handle. Be sure to clean the bulb and the tip thoroughly before and after each use. It’s like a turkey baster so it’s a little tricky to clean.

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Like dominos, companies are starting to create new censorship guidelines and a complete ban of anything in sexual nature since these bills have come to light. 

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Hey everyone I will be a vendor in the artist alley at Delta H Con in July this year. I’ll be selling Posters, Prints, Buttons, Charms, Stickers, and taking commissions in person. SO if I have any followers going this year, be it they live in Houston, or are visiting for the con. Please come find me. Despite being at my booth the whole time I will still try and cosplay. I will be a Dipper one of the days I’m unsure about the second cosplay I’d do but I know I won’t be cosplaying for at least one day. I will be there all three days at my booth all three days. I will only accept cash and checks sadly, simply because I have yet to get my hands on that phone add on to scan your card with. 

I hope to see y’all there.