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Philippa Eilhart? more like Philippa I'll-give-her-my-heart

Yeees! This just made my day, anon

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Tissaia: I'm pretty easy going.

Rita: I've seen you use a ruler to measure another ruler.

Tissaia: It was off by half a centimetre. It never should have been in circulation!

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Jaskier: So how was the honeymoon?

Geralt: Yen got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.

Geralt: She said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

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Philippa: Hey does this outfit make me look like a lesbian?

Sheala: Um... Yeah, kind of

Philippa: Good

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me, every time there’s witcher casting news

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Jaskier: Oh no~ There’s only one horse?~ What are we to do?~ I suppose we’ll have to-

Geralt, already on the horse: Walk.

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Tissaia: Love is weakness, A sorceress guided by her emotions is a disgrace to this school.

Yennefer:..

Yennefer: You're literally making a Valentine's Day card for Rita right now.

Tissaia, pointing glue gun threatingly: YOU ARE ON THIN FUCKING ICE RIGHT NOW.

Geralt, in the afterlife: Finally, blessed silence.

Jaskier: Bitch you thought.

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Flight attendant: Before we take off, make sure all small items are secure.

Yennefer: You alright Tissaia?

Tissaia: *deadly stare*

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Deadly enough?

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This is perfect

Flight attendant: Before we take off, make sure all small items are secure.

Yennefer: You alright Tissaia?

Tissaia: *deadly stare*

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Tissaia: About that love letter you sent me...

Rita: *nervously* What about it?

Tissaia: The fourth sentence...

Rita: Yeah that's where it gets pretty emotional and -

Tissaia: You forgot a comma.

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Geralt: Horses deserve to live forever.

Jaskier: And humans don't?

Geralt: Absolutely not.

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Consider this: Geralt listens to (or *would* listen to) Vocaloid.

No offence tho 😂

Geralt: *fighting a sorceress* This is confusing! Is it sexist to hit you, is it more sexist not to hit you, the line gets real blurry!

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bro you literally so funny and i just spent a v long time going through your posts :)

Thank you so much! 😊

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Tissaia: They were not, as the kids say, "awake".

Yennefer: Don't you mean "woke"?

Tissaia: I did mean "woke" but it's grammatically incoherent.

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Philippa ships Yennetriss.

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