this is fine

Justine Kielland and Guro Bergsvand Set to Leave Wolfsburg

The fact that everything is taking a bit longer this year is partly due to the potential departure of up to four players:

Chief among them is Norwegian international Justine Kielland. The 23-year-old has reportedly already reached an agreement with an English club; it seems to be only a matter of time before the midfielder's departure from Wolfsburg is announced. Her compatriot Guro Bergsvand (32—both under contract until 2027) also intends to leave the "VW city" after just one year. The center-back is also reportedly heading to England.

But I also really enjoy the idea of him saying something bitchy under his breath once, that just happens to be caught by one of the gay guys at the party, and now he's surrounded by the loudest, outest, gayest men who are all gleefully pointing to various people at the party or shoving their phones in his face to hear his bitchy opinions.

They form a big group, and eventually Ilya comes along thinking he has to rescue Shane, but he quickly realizes Shane is having a great time being judgemental with the lads.

To be clear, Shane still knows nothing about fashion, but he knows what looks stupid, and he knows when people are trying too hard, and he knows what good, expensive shit looks like so he can clock any knock-off from a mile away.

And the gays can help point out why the things he thinks are ugly are, in fact, ugly.

I also really like the idea of him ganging up with Kip at the awards night and just reading all the other hockey players to filth. Like, Kip just giddy and giggling at his side while Shane systematically destroys every person who walks by (his husband included). He's quoting stats. He's bringing up known (and sometimes unknown) character flaws. He's pulling old plays from memory and breaking down exactly why and how that player fucked up and what it means about him as a person.