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the most unrealistic part of harry potter was that nobody asked to try on harry’s glasses and make fun of how blind he was

Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.

To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.

Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system - taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources - wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…

Willy Wonka and the Discourse Factoty

Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay

(-5) page essay. You write to me Proffesor. I’m in control now.

The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better? Death.’

This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.

Dude’s been trying to play Deadpool for 11 years, that kind of thing does stuff to a man

how is it 2016 and we still don’t have an instant cure for acne. what are we putting our money into……..space exploration? that’s enough i don’t want another man on the moon until my skin is clear

It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos