THE UNDERBOSS

At least it’s classical shit. Like, wacky cartoony shit, not some dumb modernized meme. I would never stand fa that and would in fact throw a fit if it wasn’t at least some bit’a classy.

I’m tryin’a have a nice time, not a meme time.

[flexes] it is a mystery

“I can see that.” He chuckles. “Eh, could be better. Meetin’ today went as expected, which was... y’know.” Terrible. Meta’s always terrible. “You wanna grab some cola, maybe go see a flick ‘n’ mug* a bit?”

Take me t’church~.

“Hey there, cutie pie. How’s Miss Queen doin’, hmm?”

Takes another sip, "Mary, huh? I’ll make that my new safe word, then.” It’ll help you find where m’at for sure.” 

“Huh. So you... see through ‘em? Or what? Well, at any rate, guess I’ll just have t’get used to havin’ a constant menage a trois or somethin’.” Sips his coffee. 

Why is there conversations about his private chambers on the dash, and why is there talk of someone who lives... in? Mirrors??

My imp brain, overlaying Heavy’s voice on Claude: WHAT SICK MAN SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?

He would’ve told her sooner, buuuut it was kinda funny seeing her get her ass handed to her by Sans. If it had gone worse though? Definitely would’ve tried to, uh, dissuade her from fighting.