Dark Chocolate > Milk Chocolate

if I were on a roadtrip and saw a roadside fruit stand with exorbitant pricing I'd go "this is highway strawberry!" but that's never happened so I I haven't said that.

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.

"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up

ask not for whom the bell peppers

I'm sure I've said this before but it's like so weird to me how people tend to think of scientific interest as antithetical to sentiment like noo.. What do you think drives people to study something so intently. Do you really think there's no passion behind it. Have you ever heard a scientist talk

People will be so captivated by a certain subject they devote their lives to it & then the general public is like "numbers are the opposite of feelings though"

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

white christian republicans will say shit like "teaching about historical racism? affirmative action? reparations? that's ridiculous. i shouldn't be held accountable for what my ancestors did." and then proceed to believe in the doctrine of original sin

Apollo, if there were ever a time and a post,