The Dorky Greaser

Y/N: I told Crosshair his ears flush when he lies.

Hunter: Why?

Y/N: Watch.

Y/N: Hey Cross! Do you love us?

Crosshair, covering his ears: No.

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Y/N, teaching Omega swears: Alright, what do we say when there’s an inconvenience?

Omega: Shit!

Y/N: And when we mess something up?

Omega: Kriff!

Y/N: Great, and what do we say when someone asks who taught you those words?

Omega: Crosshair did!

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Tech: So what’s for dinner?

Y/N, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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*Playing Scrabble*

Hunter: I will play A to make a

Echo: I will add on to your A to make at

Wrecker: I’ll add an R to your at to make rat

Tech: I will add onto your rat to make biostratigraphic.

Crosshair: *flips the board*

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Y/N: Hunter, I’m going to the market, is there anything you want me to pick up while I’m out?

Hunter: My will to live.

Y/N: Well Omega’s with Wrecker right now, but I can get her later if you want.

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Tech: Who hurt you?

Y/N: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Tech: ...Yes, actually.

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Y/N: Fight me!

Hunter, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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Y/N: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Y/N: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Crosshair: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?

Y/N: Ominous positivity.

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Omega: That's gre-