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*vampire voice* my love… how do i preheat the oven

THE MOTHERFUCKING SHADE.

in expiration date. u know how demo teleports into the base after buying beer? i wonder where the other end of the teleporter is. like did the mercs just set up a teleporter in a 7/11 parking lot or something

naughty surveillance states get put in the time-out box

Item: Portable Stairs

@sweetansourpal

when i was in high school i used to write my papers thinking wow i’m just bullshitting all of this. then like a week before my senior year ended after all the grades were set, i was talking to my english teacher and told him you know i just bullshitted every paper i wrote. he told me that while i may have thought i was just pulling it all out of my ass, i genuinely knew what i was talking about and made well-supported analyses. i only thought i was bullshitting because it didn’t take much effort and it all seemed obvious to me. if you do well on your essays even though you think you’re just making it up as you go, chances are you’re not pulling it out of your ass. you’re just a genuinely talented analyst, even if the analysis that you’re making comes from a subconscious understanding of the material rather than a conscious effort to study it. give yourself some credit. 

anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

Anything you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th