catch me if you can

[ooc I work at a taco bell and no one could describe what the heck a quesarito was (we had the wrapper but not the item.) It looks to be a grilled beefy cheesy burrito, probably with creamy jalapeno sauce and that makes me so angry I can't even tell you. I was hoping it'd be a new, special unicorn-kind-of-nice food. Like the new Dr. pepper vanilla float. but it's not :I]

My muse is deathly ill and lying on an alley floor, refusing your muses help. What does your muse do?

[text] that would require Kate’s permission. She is my roommate now.

Oh man Kate...I feel like there's a pretty good chance she'll shoot at me if she sees me. I'm guessing I couldn't just crawl through a window and ask her tomorrow? [text] Wait, nevermind. She'd definitely shoot at me then. Are you still at SHIELD?

[text] you are asking to steal from me. Your life priorities seem wrong.

[text] That's one way of describing my priorities... anyway, i wouldn't steal from you. it's called borrowing when it's between friends. I just need to crash somewhere until is figure out what i'm doing next.

God Damn it Loki

Doofus..I’m your only brother~ Hmm..I’m not really sure what I wanna do..I’ll have to give it some thought..

Which is another reason why you're my favorite brother. Okay, I'll let you think on it but it has to be something really awesomely bad, like taking away all of his bacon for an eternity or forcing him to watch Broadway musicals or something.

God Damn it Loki

Yeah..he told me. I’ll get him back for this..you can believe that.

See, this is why you're my favourite brother; you punish the crimes that just can't go unpunished. Meaning, the ones committed against me. Sooo, what are you thinking of doing to him?

reblog if you're sometimes unsure of yourself or the quality of your muse, whether original or not.

God Damn it Loki

I..I was afraid he had done something awful to you..

I’m hurt that you think I can be taken down so easily by a twerp like that. Nah, the little shit just kidnapped me and hacked into all my accounts.

But..why..?

How should I know why he does what he does? My best guess is that he was bored. That, or he just wanted to torture me. It was awful, Bills; he used me like a pillow and put on all these awful movies.

I have… trained formally since I was ten. But I liked to climb thing when I was young.

I’m pretty sure I was still eating bugs when I was ten. *he laughs a little* Were you queen of the jungle gym?

I pushed off the other children. Does that make one “queen”?

*he grinned* Yes, and it makes you the best kind of queen, too. You ruled with an iron first; it's very awesome.