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“Happy Birthday.” From the collared peccary. Absurd surrealism, now printable.

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“At least you don’t have to wear a cone.” The hyena knows the truth. Printable absurd get well humour.

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“At least you don’t have to wear a cone.” Absurd get well humour, available instantly.

This printable get well card pairs Victorian natural history with absurd British humour.Perfect for sending sympathy (and a little surreal p

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“At least you don’t have to wear a cone.” This giraffe card provides perspective. Printable get well humour, absurd and instant.

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Passed an exam? Driving test? Existential crisis? This fish says well done, now move along.

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Observed: student. Status: loading. Progress: minimal. Absurd encouragement available instantly.

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A card for exams, driving tests, or just surviving a Monday. Print it at home. Forget everything. Move on.

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Frogs. Farewells. Fruit. This card contains two of those things. (You provide the third.)

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Perfect for colleagues. Because if there’s one thing your office needs, it’s a frog crooner in a bow tie.

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Nature. Calm. Dignity. And a frog gently judging you through the medium of song.

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Send them off properly. By “properly” we mean with a frog who has stronger stage presence than most middle managers.

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📘 Exam prep essentials: pencils, paper, and… a fish telling you it’s fine to forget everything. For anyone who’s passed something recently, or just wants an excuse to blank out.

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Nothing says “good luck” like a frog belting out farewell ballads among the flowers. It’s basically amphibian karaoke, printed on card.

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A frog with a microphone. A bow tie. A farewell speech that may or may not involve croaking. Leaving cards shouldn’t be this amphibious, but here we are.

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Absurd Advice Column (From a Cat)

Dear Biscuit, I’m overwhelmed. Work, dishes, deadlines. Any advice? — Frazzled in Folkestone

Dear Frazzled, Lie on the floor. Stare at nothing. Make someone else do the dishes. Also: nap in a patch of sunlight. Hope that helps. — Biscuit

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87% of cats believe they could run the household better

4 out of 5 dogs have no idea what a ‘job’ is but would still like to be Employee of the Month

100% of pets agree: the door must be opened and closed at least twice before going through

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