I'll Tickle Your Clitastrophe.

This puppy has such big dreams, I just know it.

We uhhh may need emergency surgery in the stude’yo

*wakes up* what the fuck

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

If bees become extinct we will have exactly 4 YEARS to live on this planet. I don’t understand how “not caring” is more important than your life…

If we can genetically modify the crops, we clearly don’t need the bees. They have been phased out of their usefulness as a species and it’s time to let them go gentle into that good night.

cant genetically modify them to pollinate themselves dude i think, anyway

It’s people like you who stand in the way of innovation and forward progress, always worried about what is and isn’t possible, what species would be wiped out, etc. You know what people used to say was impossible? Putting a man on the moon. And now we’ve done it, and if we can put a man on the moon, we can put the bees on the moon.

white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors

Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around