The Tale of The Weird

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

I literally thought he was dumping bodies at niagra falls because of the picture they chose

It’s depressing but not surprising to learn that the news in Canada is just as much of a shitshow as the american news media is O.O

Not funny enough for an oscar.

You’re going to hell for that 

me: *thinks about love literally all day*

Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into “unchecked rage and aggression” sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he’s either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney :)

This movie is a treasure.

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😆😆😆😆😆 hoooooooagawd

Me😊😜

🖤😂

Couldn’t be more proud of him

I play this video a lot!

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