Nerine

『One is reading your diary at the moment. You got sprayed-- it appears I am wrong. It was a horn.』

『One had 99x copies in the beginning of ones existence. No.』

[That’s impossible!]!!! GIVE ME MY [trucking] DIARY!!!!!!

『It is the truth. And no.』

I’LL [reorganize] YOUR [frickin] WIRES, YOU [bag of bolts]!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!

『No. One will not.』

GGRRRRR AAHHHH!!

『Pay me $1,000,000 dollars and one will return one copy. Otherwise, one needs them for plans.』

WHAT PLANS, YOU [clanker]?!! YOU’RE GONNA [krill] ME, AREN’T YOU?!!

… YES.

『You are rude, SPAMTON. One is rude back of course but the point stands.』

[heck] YOU.

『Ha. Ha. Ha.』

WHAT’S SO [Funny Girl]??

『Your reactions.』

『One is reading your diary at the moment. You got sprayed-- it appears I am wrong. It was a horn.』

『One had 99x copies in the beginning of ones existence. No.』

[That’s impossible!]!!! GIVE ME MY [trucking] DIARY!!!!!!

『It is the truth. And no.』

I’LL [reorganize] YOUR [frickin] WIRES, YOU [bag of bolts]!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!

『No. One will not.』

GGRRRRR AAHHHH!!

『Pay me $1,000,000 dollars and one will return one copy. Otherwise, one needs them for plans.』

WHAT PLANS, YOU [clanker]?!! YOU’RE GONNA [krill] ME, AREN’T YOU?!!

… YES.

『You are rude, SPAMTON. One is rude back of course but the point stands.』

[heck] YOU.

『Ha. Ha. Ha.』

『One is reading your diary at the moment. You got sprayed-- it appears I am wrong. It was a horn.』

『One had 99x copies in the beginning of ones existence. No.』

[That’s impossible!]!!! GIVE ME MY [trucking] DIARY!!!!!!

『It is the truth. And no.』

I’LL [reorganize] YOUR [frickin] WIRES, YOU [bag of bolts]!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!

『No. One will not.』

GGRRRRR AAHHHH!!

『Pay me $1,000,000 dollars and one will return one copy. Otherwise, one needs them for plans.』

WHAT PLANS, YOU [clanker]?!! YOU’RE GONNA [krill] ME, AREN’T YOU?!!

… YES.

『You are rude, SPAMTON. One is rude back of course but the point stands.』

『One is reading your diary at the moment. You got sprayed-- it appears I am wrong. It was a horn.』

『One had 99x copies in the beginning of ones existence. No.』

[That’s impossible!]!!! GIVE ME MY [trucking] DIARY!!!!!!

『It is the truth. And no.』

I’LL [reorganize] YOUR [frickin] WIRES, YOU [bag of bolts]!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!

『No. One will not.』

GGRRRRR AAHHHH!!

『Pay me $1,000,000 dollars and one will return one copy. Otherwise, one needs them for plans.』

WHAT PLANS, YOU [clanker]?!! YOU’RE GONNA [krill] ME, AREN’T YOU?!!

『One is reading your diary at the moment. You got sprayed-- it appears I am wrong. It was a horn.』

『One had 99x copies in the beginning of ones existence. No.』

[That’s impossible!]!!! GIVE ME MY [trucking] DIARY!!!!!!

『It is the truth. And no.』

I’LL [reorganize] YOUR [frickin] WIRES, YOU [bag of bolts]!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!

『No. One will not.』

GGRRRRR AAHHHH!!

『Pay me $1,000,000 dollars and one will return one copy. Otherwise, one needs them for plans.』

WHAT PLANS, YOU [clanker]?!! YOU’RE GONNA [krill] ME, AREN’T YOU?!!

『One is reading your diary at the moment. You got sprayed-- it appears I am wrong. It was a horn.』

『One had 99x copies in the beginning of ones existence. No.』

[That’s impossible!]!!! GIVE ME MY [trucking] DIARY!!!!!!

『It is the truth. And no.』

I’LL [reorganize] YOUR [frickin] WIRES, YOU [bag of bolts]!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!

『No. One will not.』

GGRRRRR AAHHHH!!

『Pay me $1,000,000 dollars and one will return one copy. Otherwise, one needs them for plans.』

『One is reading your diary at the moment. You got sprayed-- it appears I am wrong. It was a horn.』

『One had 99x copies in the beginning of ones existence. No.』

[That’s impossible!]!!! GIVE ME MY [trucking] DIARY!!!!!!

『It is the truth. And no.』

I’LL [reorganize] YOUR [frickin] WIRES, YOU [bag of bolts]!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!

『No. One will not.』

『One is reading your diary at the moment. You got sprayed-- it appears I am wrong. It was a horn.』

『One had 99x copies in the beginning of ones existence. No.』

[That’s impossible!]!!! GIVE ME MY [trucking] DIARY!!!!!!

『It is the truth. And no.』

『One is reading your diary at the moment. You got sprayed-- it appears I am wrong. It was a horn.』

『One had 99x copies in the beginning of ones existence. No.』

『One is reading your diary at the moment. You got sprayed-- it appears I am wrong. It was a horn.』

『One must admit that it looks good on you.』

『Start what?』

Explaining what you’ve been up to since we last spoke! Anything big and important?

『One is considering plotting a murder. And one is making a "TOMADACHI LIFE ISLAND." And the bug is becoming louder』

『No. But one does think making you a mayor or mascot would be hilarious.』

『One does not know. But one will make you a mascot and use SPAMTON'S DIARY.』

… I forgot you had that…

『So did I.』

… Please give it back.

『Give me 1 million dollars and I'll think about it.』

『Its funny. That is why』

It’s really not? To my understanding, there’s a lot of traumatic stuff in there..

『The toxic yaoi.』

… It’s not “yaoi”. We are real people.

『One thought that yaoi referred to all male loving males.』

Uhh.. No, it’s only for fiction. Spamton’s diary isn’t fiction.

『So it is true you sprayed the mailman?』

… Eheh!! I.. Yeah, i did. Not proud of it, but.. it’s a funny memory, looking back!

『How do you not know he was into it? As the kids say.』

『Give me a moment.』

『One must admit that it looks good on you.』

『Start what?』

Explaining what you’ve been up to since we last spoke! Anything big and important?

『One is considering plotting a murder. And one is making a "TOMADACHI LIFE ISLAND." And the bug is becoming louder』

『No. But one does think making you a mayor or mascot would be hilarious.』

『One does not know. But one will make you a mascot and use SPAMTON'S DIARY.』

… I forgot you had that…

『So did I.』

… Please give it back.

『Give me 1 million dollars and I'll think about it.』

『Its funny. That is why』

It’s really not? To my understanding, there’s a lot of traumatic stuff in there..

『The toxic yaoi.』

… It’s not “yaoi”. We are real people.

『One thought that yaoi referred to all male loving males.』

Uhh.. No, it’s only for fiction. Spamton’s diary isn’t fiction.

『So it is true you sprayed the mailman?』

… Eheh!! I.. Yeah, i did. Not proud of it, but.. it’s a funny memory, looking back!

『How do you not know he was into it? As the kids say.』

『One must admit that it looks good on you.』

『Start what?』

Explaining what you’ve been up to since we last spoke! Anything big and important?

『One is considering plotting a murder. And one is making a "TOMADACHI LIFE ISLAND." And the bug is becoming louder』

『No. But one does think making you a mayor or mascot would be hilarious.』

『One does not know. But one will make you a mascot and use SPAMTON'S DIARY.』

… I forgot you had that…

『So did I.』

… Please give it back.

『Give me 1 million dollars and I'll think about it.』

『Its funny. That is why』

It’s really not? To my understanding, there’s a lot of traumatic stuff in there..

『The toxic yaoi.』

… It’s not “yaoi”. We are real people.

『One thought that yaoi referred to all male loving males.』

Uhh.. No, it’s only for fiction. Spamton’s diary isn’t fiction.

『So it is true you sprayed the mailman?』

『One must admit that it looks good on you.』

『Start what?』

Explaining what you’ve been up to since we last spoke! Anything big and important?

『One is considering plotting a murder. And one is making a "TOMADACHI LIFE ISLAND." And the bug is becoming louder』

『No. But one does think making you a mayor or mascot would be hilarious.』

『One does not know. But one will make you a mascot and use SPAMTON'S DIARY.』

… I forgot you had that…

『So did I.』

… Please give it back.

『Give me 1 million dollars and I'll think about it.』

『Its funny. That is why』

It’s really not? To my understanding, there’s a lot of traumatic stuff in there..

『The toxic yaoi.』

… It’s not “yaoi”. We are real people.

『One thought that yaoi referred to all male loving males.』

『Humanoid.』

『She is annoying.』

……she the pink one?

『Yes.』

Don’t you live with her…? Or something?

『One will be moving out. One does not need that mole of a stitch.』

『She works for the people that created me. Worked for Vox. Insults me constantly.』

『One must admit that it looks good on you.』

『Start what?』

Explaining what you’ve been up to since we last spoke! Anything big and important?

『One is considering plotting a murder. And one is making a "TOMADACHI LIFE ISLAND." And the bug is becoming louder』

『No. But one does think making you a mayor or mascot would be hilarious.』

『One does not know. But one will make you a mascot and use SPAMTON'S DIARY.』

… I forgot you had that…

『So did I.』

… Please give it back.

『Give me 1 million dollars and I'll think about it.』

『Its funny. That is why』

It’s really not? To my understanding, there’s a lot of traumatic stuff in there..

『The toxic yaoi.』