Every time this post comes around Iโm too busy to tell this story so Iโm gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it
Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldnโt attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan
Dumbass Daveโs plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg
And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again
So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels arenโt bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave
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