The Straight Mutt

I’m more of a reader than a movie watcher...but the same thing applies.  woke writers do NOT know how to “story”.  look how the mcu and starwars is crashing and burning....you can’t just blame that all on the fans - oh wait....aren’t they owned by disney who is ALSO crashing and burning because their employees keep getting arrested as pedos?  not to mention the fact that they just keep rehashing old stories and can’t seem to come up with anything new....and they keep attacking their customers....yeeeaaahhhh....

look.

if you have a discussion with someone where THEY are out numbered and EVERYONE is on YOUR side of the argument

and then you go home and claim that talking to that person gave you NIGHTMARES AND DEPRESSION?!

i have no sympathy for you.

none.

i don’t care WHAT was talked about.  the issue is NOT important. 

THE OTHER GUY WAS OUT NUMBERED.  DR. PHILL WAS ON YOUR SIDE IN THE ARGUMENT.  YOU COULD TELL BY THE WAY HE ASKED WALSH THE QUESTIONS!!!  

if anything you should have come out of that feeling superior because the audience only really clapped for YOU!

but NO.

you HAVE to be a VICTIM!

WHY?!

suck it up and move on.  get over yourself.  if your ONLY accomplishment is your “pronouns” then you NEED an ACTUAL THERAPIST!

I AM ME

I will now join those I thought were my enemies.  I will cross the aisle and join what I USED to call “the mob”. I’d like to apologize for everything I’ve ever said and done in opposition to their ideals.  

I want to now explain to you what it is I believe now:

~I believe America is at fault for everything and is evil: America invented slavery.  We also started WW1 and WW2.  

~ I now believe that the dems and reps SWITCHED: it was the repubicans that owned slaves and Abraham Lincoln was a Democrat…or he owned slaves and kept them in his top hat…(I believe it depends on the conversation you are having at the time…which makes sense).

~ I now believe that if you are gay, you can never be bad:  You are innocent of ALL crime.  If you are gay or bi or trans you are only full of love and peace.  If you force yourself on someone else that is NOT rape.  YOU are the victim because they didn’t like it.  If they don’t like it, then they are homophobic and transphobic and evil.  YOU are always innocent and good.  

~ Abortion can happen ANYTIME: if a social justice warrior “kills’ someone, that’s not murder (this is war after all), its just late term abortion and that’s ok.  But if someone on the right kills anyone then that’s murder and should be given the death penalty even though we don’t believe in the death penalty.

~ I also believe in prison reform that will allow terrorists and traitors and EVERYONE free from prison…unless we put them there for any reason on this list.

~Even with all those convicts free, I believe that there should be no cops at all.  The police don’t protect anyone and if your house gets broken into or if you’re in a situation where you need the police, then you are elitist and privileged.    

~ “Free speech” is violent and evil:  Now that I’m a leftist, I can say whatever I want (see? SO many benefits to just giving in!), but no one else can.  

~ Silence is also violence: you might as well do what I’m doing and just join them!  You can’t win!  Save yourself the grief!

~ All men are rapists and boys are just future rapists: Women need to rule the world because we’re just better.  Men are useless unless we want them for sex when WE want it, but if we change our minds after wards, we can call him a rapist and never have to see him again. He’ll be behind bars where all men belong.  Little boys also need to understand that they are nothing compared to girls.  That even if a girl treats him like garbage and abuses him, well, it not abuse because he’s a guy and stronger, but girls can be just as strong as men.  And if a guy stands up for himself (in ANY way) then that’s abuse.

~ BUT men can be women: Men are only redeemable if they wear a skirt and put on make up and castrate themselves and inject themselves with hormones.

~ Capitalism is evil: Only the companies that signal the CORRECT view points are exempt form this and little shops don’t matter, they only exist for us to burn down so that we can prove our point.  

~ Education is useless: What’s the point of going to school and/or learning a trade to work in society when I can just burn down the businesses that would’ve hired me?  I don’t need to spend thousands of dollars when I can just buy a matchbook and a bottle of whisky.  Its society that OWS me anyway, I shouldn’t have to do anything.

~ A black republican is NOT black: Don’t they know that ALL blacks should be democrat?  That’s like…logic 101.  How dare they talk back to their masters how could they NOT thank the party that freed them from the slavery of the republicans!  How ungrateful!

~ You are also not gay or anything if you’re a republican either because, again, logic 101.  How could you not surrender yourself as pawns the left cares for the lgbt+ community more than anyone else, you’re just rude and fake.

~ You are racist and entitled because you’re white: You could be homeless, and because you’re white you are entitled and privileged and you deserve to be punished.  That’s just fact. 

~ We should ban ALL guns:  only the government and WE hitlers youth the Left should have guns…but the govt should only have guns after a leftist takes over and there are no more elections.

~ We only talk to INTELLECTUALS:  Now that I’m smarter because I’m a leftist, I will no longer read or watch anything the right agrees with or puts out.  You all are still elitist trash, but I’m an intellectual and will only associate with other people who only use 4 and 3 letter words when faced with any kind of opposition.  Swearing means you’re smart and badass.

~ businesses have a right to not serve you if you don’t wear a mask, but they do NOT have a right to not serve you if they don’t want to make a cake for a gay wedding because it goes against their religious beliefs.  Even if they recommend other business to be nice, they are full of hate.

~ right leaning capitalists are greedy scum that only see money BUT Right leaning capitalists will refuse business to black people…because they were the ones that came up with jim crow laws because it was the republicans who owned slaves.  (We, the Left, can always have it both ways)

~ I believe that working hard, thinking scientifically, and being on time is only a white trait and that is NOT racist.

Now that I’ve declared myself a social justice warrior and declared war on America and all those that oppose these view points, i want to make clear that if anyone fights back against us its because they don’t see us as human and they are the evil party  They really should just give into us and lay down and die for us.  We are also always correct.  Even if we’re wrong, we are correct. 

Work cited:

https://www.newsweek.com/smithsonian-race-guidelines-rational-thinking-hard-work-are-white-values-1518333

https://time.com/179/men-are-obsolete/ (so it said men were good for nothing but sex....and then it back tracked because if you confuse the reader, then you are not accountable for any misinformation)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7nUBYFKnr0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idw83kGmwzw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMSTDsMXoD8

Leftists: *have a Patreon*

*have a successful youtube channel*

*have an etsy*

*go to starbucks at LEAST 5 times a week*

please pray for or just wish well my dad.  He has worked at a child care facility for military children for a long time.  he’s in his 60′s and can still work hard and can still do more than most people in their 20′s.

guys, he’s the only man there with a ton of women around him. 

a group of these women have gotten it into their heads that he needs to be taken down.

My father has only ever been with my mother and they have eight kids including me.  FIVE of the eight are DAUGHTERS.  Their accusations are sick and stupid. 

Yes, my dad is a male.  Yes, my dad is a stern retired military type person.  Yes, he’s in his 60′s so he’s a bit of a traditionalist. and yes, he works harder than any of the others because he’s a bit of a perfectionist and can’t leave off work that can be done at that moment. 

Its not ALL the women that are attacking my dad, a lot of them are backing my dad up because they KNOW he’s a good man.  Its only a handful that are trying to ruin his good name.

I know a lot of people spit on the phrase “thoughts and prayers”, but we could use some of that right now. We don’t know what my dad/parents will do without this job.  They are good people and my dad isn’t sexist nor has he ever forced his religion on anyone, not even his own kids.  As one of his five daughters i can tell everyone that their claims are bogus and really, really, piss me off.  How dare they attack a man who keeps a jar of m&ms on his desk for any of the women that might need a pick-me-up through out the day.   He loves chocolate, he knows most people like chocolate, and coco makes everyone happy!  So he keeps it on his desk for ANYONE to have!  And if they’re allergic to chocolate (which was the case once) he went out of his way to bring other candy! 

My dad is a good man and he works hard.  He is not who these femi-nazis should be targeting.  If they want to show that they are not “crazy women”, then they should NOT target good men.