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"It's impossible to express how special it feels when so many people help you."

For the past 27 days, a small Protestant church in The Hague has been conducting round-the-clock religious services to protect an Armenian refugee family from deportation.

By law, police officers in The Netherlands are not allowed to enter places of worship during religious services. So, reverends from around the country have taken turns holding services at Bethel Church to prevent officials from arresting the Tamrazyan family, who have been in The Netherlands for nine years.

“By giving hospitality to this family, we could give them time and place to [demonstrate] to the secretary of state the … urgency of their situation,” Theo Hettema, chairman of the General Council of Protestant Ministers says.

thecroissantgirl

#it only counts as a service if people actually attend#so at least one person has to be there 24/7#my mum’s been getting up at 5:30 for weeks now so that she could attend a service before work#:’)#and there are a couple of volunteers who are there at night when fewer people are likely to show up#it’s a community effort and the government has no choice but to address this#there’s increasing pressure from the oppsition and some parties within the coalition as well9,035 notes (via @jammeke )

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posted 11/21/2018

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knitmeapony

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

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Holiday Starter Pokemon Plushes released by the Pokemon Center

thespunkymonocle

@just-before-our-love-got-lost

andhumanslovedstories

Concept: a good natured wish granting spirit who has got your back, like if you wish “I want a million bucks” they are like “to quickly clarify, you mean one million American dollars that are legitimate currency, aren’t fraudulent, and won’t make the police suspicious”

Spirits that go even further and ignore wishes like “I wish I were dead” because they understand you’re not being literal and if you are well they Aren’t Gonna Help With That Buddy Let’s Get You Some Help

Spirits that hear wishes like “I just wish I was happier” and start pulling out charts and diagrams about what happiness means for you and how we can get you there together

Spirits that straight up tell you “there’s nothing wrong with that wish but it’s really stupid so think over whether you actually need one million literal bucks, again are you SURE that is what you mean”

andhumanslovedstories

Goddamn it, I’m just describing the genie from Aladdin, I’m a fool, a damn Disney fool

eldritchsandwich

I kinda feel like most of the jerk genies you hear about probably got that way from people abusing their wishes after being generously given them and then they start being immoral and greedy and suspicious.

I mean If I agreed to do someone a favor and they say “the favor I want done is infinite favors forever”, I would tell them to shove it but magical beings can’t always break an agreement once made even if the other party broke the spirit of the agreement. so it is complacently understandable why someone breaking the spirit of the wish granting might not like how the words they used could be twisted, but it does not mean that the Wish granting entity would not have gone above and beyond if you had been nice to them.

andhumanslovedstories

Someone finds the lamp: “ahahaha so can I get like infinity wishes?? can I rule the world???”

Genie: I Will Thwart This Greedy Fool With All My Power And Malice Until They Are Hoisted On Their Own Petard

Someone else finds the lamp: “shit fuck uh fuck are you alright in there? thats a small fucking lamp are you trapped in there???”

Genie: Nah Dude All Good Hey Would You Like Infinite Wishes? Here I Made A Kitten For You Free Of Charge

December 17th

I'll be here until then. After that, I'm out. ✌🏽

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veritiddies

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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Shiny cabbage 🌱✨

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3D Printed Galaxy Animal Sculptures

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Daddy let me adopt a new stuffie! I’m naming him Hoot! 🦉❄

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Pizza is an acceptable meal at any time of the day.

just-shower-thoughts

We could never know that birds migrated or that spiders wove webs by looking at their fossils. Now imagine what sorts of weird behaviors dinosaurs exhibited.

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