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A house is not a home without a dog. What did we do to deserve dogs? Gotta stay in school so I can provide for my future dog Those who teach the most about humanity aren’t always humans -Donald L Hicks The best therapist has fur and four legs The cat is in charge, we just live here The dog is in charge, we just live here Life’s short, spoil your dog Home is where my dog is Sorry, I can’t tonight, I have plans with my dog Based on my wardrobe, my favorite color is dog hair Collect moments not things, unless those things are cats Sorry, I can’t. My dog and I have plans Cats know how we feel. They don’t care. But they know. I wonder what my dog named me Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog. I’m in a really good place right now. Not emotionally or spiritually, I’m just on the couch with my dog You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my dog I’d love to go but my dog said no Let’s be honest, if dogs could talk there’d be no need for people One thing my dog and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work Leave me alone, I’m only speaking to my cat today The fine line between love and hate is one negative comment about my dog Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog If you want the best seat in the house you’ll have to move the dog Sorry, I can’t, I have to walk my dog Pets: Life’s apology for every crappy day ever Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog I wish I could text my dog Every morning, I enjoy coffee and a beagle. Dogaholic. He keeps hounding me for a treat! Dogs think you’re a god. Cats think they’re the gods. He’s not fat, he’s husky! What’s up dog? The road to my heart is paved with pawprints. Dogs: Better than cats since…well, forever. Dogs love you. Cats tolerate you. Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses, and wagging tails. Live. Love. Bark. I’ve had a ruff day. Saving a dog will not change the whole world, but it will change that dog’s world. The best things in life are rescued. Life is too short to just have one dog. I find dog puns rePUGnant. I’ll love you fur-ever. What a mastiff waste of time. I want to go to dog heaven. If you want a roommate, get a cat. If you want a family, get a dog. You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it. Love is a four-legged word. Happiness is doggy kisses. My family is a rescue family. Read the full article

“Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice”- Steve Jobs “Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Wishing is not enough; we must do” – Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe “People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do” – Rob Siltanen “The pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty” – Winston Churchill “We generate fears while we sit. We overcome them by action” – Dr. Henry Link “Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it” – Charles R. Swindoll “When life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up, you can get up. Let your reason get you back up” – Les Brown “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life” – Steve Jobs “It always seems impossible until it is done”- Nelson Mandela “I paint flowers so they will not die” – Frida Kahlo “I started the site when I was 19. I didn’t know much about business back then” – Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook “A room without books is like a body without a soul” – Marcus Tullius Cicero “The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle” – Steve Jobs “Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right” – Quote by Henry Ford “Fake it until you make it! Act as if you had all the confidence you require until it becomes your reality” – Brian Tracy “The man who goes alone can start today, but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.”– Henry David Thoreau “Creativity is intelligence having fun” – Albert Einstein “My favorite things in life don’t cost any money. It’s really clear that the most precious resource we all have is time”- Steve Jobs “When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you’ll be successful” – Eric Thomas “Do what you can with all you have, wherever you are” – Theodore Roosevelt “It’s a lie to think you’re not good enough. It’s a lie to think you’re not worth anything” – Nick Vujicic “Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today” – Will Rogers “The way get started is to quit talking and begin doing” – Walt Disney” “We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated” – Maya Angelou “I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim” – Frida Kahlo “If you are working on something that you really care about, you don’t have to be pushed. The vision pulls you” – Steve Jobs “Today’s accomplishments were yesterday’s impossibilities” – Robert H. Schuller “If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much” – Jim Rohn Read the full article

"Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings" "You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out!" "Too lit to quit" "Soul over ego" "We got that love, the crazy kind" "but my personality is lit" "I only ever wrote letters to the ocean, the stars and you" "No guts, no Glory" "Forever is composed of nows" "Let the good times roll!" "I do a thing called “What I want”" "Doing the most, saying the least" "Keep luking, I’m doing good" "We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX." "I walked in dripping sauce" "And I’ll pick up these broken pieces till I am bleeding" "You are a tornado with pretty eyes and a heartbeat." "In a room of arts, I would still stare at you." "I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay." "Get you a Me, I am LIT." "I am not picky, I just know what I want." "Braless is flawless." "I come with a side of trouble, but I know that’s why you are staying" "Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane." "If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape." "Bitch I want to slap you, but in which face I don’t know." "I accept my time, back in cash." Read the full article

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It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas. The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear. Merry Elfin Christmas. I’ll never outgrow the excitement of looking out my window and seeing falling snow. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red. Merry everything and happy always. “Seeing isn’t believing, believing is seeing” — The Santa Clause Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year. Just Think of us as Santa’s Social Media Elves Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend. Dear Santa, I Want New Owners. Dear Santa, Is it Too Late Now to Say Sorry? OMG! I See Santa, Hurry up, Pretend to be Good. If a fat guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas. Dear Santa, I’ve Been Good All year. Most of the Time. Once in a While I Really Hope Santa Gets Me Pants for Christmas Are visions of sugarplums dancing in my head? If by “sugarplums,” you mean toy wrapping and stocking filling and breakfast prepping … then yes. Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone! The children have nestled all snug in their beds … and when they wake up in three hours, they’ll be acting like terrors. But for now, let’s just savor this moment. About to settle down for a long winter’s nap. See you in the morning! ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring … except for me, of course, because there’s still SO much to do. #christmascrunch The calm before the storm … Portrait of a man reading the instructions. And I thought it was just a myth! This is their “hurry up, Mom, we just want to play with our toys” pose. Everything in its place — now to sleep approximately 20 minutes before the kids wake us up. Twinkle twinkle, little star. #christmastreelightsaremyfavorite Time for the big show! Have yourself a merry little Christmas Breakfast is ready — now the question is, will anyone settle down long enough to eat it? Kind of makes all that work I put into perfect wrapping seem a little misguided. Read the full article

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard. “The world changes when it snows.” And finally, Winter, with its bitin’, whinin’ wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow. “Snowplows Need Room To Groom” “Snowmen Are A Little Flaky.” We are like a snowflake all different in our own beautiful way. “Ice And Snow…Take It Slow” “A snowflake is winter’s butterfly.” Cold, cozy nights, warm blankets and hot chocolate. We go together like winter and a sweater. Some people are worth melting for. “Let Us Melt Your Heart.” “On The Ice, You Can Slip, And Need A Hospital Trip.” Eat, drink, and be cozy. Walking in a winter wonderland. “Prepare & Prevent Instead Of Repair & Repent.” “Watch Your Step – It Could Be Your Last” “Open The Door To Safety: Awareness Is The Key!” “Don’t Crowd The Plow” “License To Chill” “Discover The Beauty Of Winter.” Hot cocoa and fuzzy socks. Meet me under the mistletoe. It’s better in the mountains. Winter is a season of recovery and preparation. Read the full article

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The most comfortable place for a tired mind is in the lap of a book.I am a book lover. I buy, collect and read books.Books are a treasured friend, however it’s difficult to explain it to a non-reader.Reading a book is a silent conversation between two friends.A book is indeed dead until a reader brings it into life by reading it.Books are to the mind as the whetstone for the knives.If a book doesn’t inspire you to read more, it was not worth read.Books are my treasure.I am happy to have all the books I need to read.He pinched the remaining chapters’ pages delicately between his fingers and sighed. He always hated reaching the end of a good book.I spent my life folded between the pages of books. Read the full article

Well behaved women rarely make history!As you travel solo, being totally responsible for yourself, it’s inevitable that you will discover just how capable you are!Don’t be a woman that needs a man. Be a woman a man needs.Travel far enough to meet yourself!You will never be alone if you like the person you are with!Go solo, go far!“The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand“The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.” – Albert EinsteinWaiting for the perfect moment to travel? It is here right now!“To travel is worth any cost or sacrifice.”- Elizabeth Gilbert“If you don’t get out of the box you’ve been raised in, you won’t understand how much bigger the world is.” – Angelina Jolie“Your future is created by what you do today, not tomorrow!” – Robert KiyosakiYou don’t have to be rich to travel well.“I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a bitch. You’ve got to go out and kick ass.” – Maya Angelou“Do not stop thinking of life as an adventure. You have no security unless you can live bravely, excitingly, imaginatively, unless you can choose a challenge instead of a competence.” – Eleanor RooseveltNever date a girl that travels. or at least, make sure you can handle her confidence.A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. …My coach said I run like a girl. I told him if he ran a little faster, he could too – Mia HammBe the girl everybody wants. Not the girl everybody had.“The most effective way to do it is to just do it” – Amelia EarhartAn adventure may be worn as a muddy spot or it may be worn as a proud insignia. It is the woman wearing it who makes it the one thing or the other.Traveling alone will be the scariest, most liberating, life-changing experience of your life. Try it at least once.You never really travel alone. The world is full of friends waiting to get to know you.Travel is the best way to be lost and found all at the same time.I’m not afraid of storms, for I’m learning how to sail my ship.Travel is never a matter of money but of courage.I wondered why it was that places are so much lovelier when one is alone.Solo travel not only pushes you out of your comfort zone, but it also pushes you out of the zone of others’ expectation.Traveling solo means getting to know the real you.Just because my path is different, doesn’t mean I am lost!If you have to wait for someone to travel with you, you may end up waiting for a lifetime.Smile for life, not only for the photo.“The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.” – Albert Einstein“When you’re traveling with someone else, you share each discovery, but when you are alone, you have to carry each experience with you like a secret, something you have to write on your heart. Because there’s no other way to preserve it.” – Shauna Niequist“Traveling solo does not always mean you’re alone. Most often, you meet marvelous people along the way and make connections that last a lifetime.” – Jacqueline Boone“As a woman, I have no country. As a woman, my country is the world.” – Virginia Woolf“I see my path, but I don’t know where it leads. Not knowing where I’m going is what inspires me to travel it.” – Rosalia de Castro“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls everywhere.” – Mae West“If you don’t get out of the box you’ve been raised in, you won’t understand how much bigger the world is.” – Angelina Jolie“The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.” – Shirley MacLaineYou can’t control the past but you can control where you go next. Traveling is about finding those things you never knew you were looking for. Read the full article

Push yourself because nobody is going to do it for you. Don’t limit your challenges. Challenge your limit. It does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. “Your time is limited. So don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” – Steve Jobs If you believe in yourself, anything is possible. Be a voice, not an echo. When you feel like quitting, think about why you started. Don’t wait for the right opportunity. Create it. “Be so good they can’t ignore you.” – Steve Martin Do not compare your insides with someones else’s outsides. “When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.” – Lolly Daskal The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Every morning you have two choices: continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them. Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain. We stopped chasing for monsters under the bed when we realized they were inside of us. Mirror mirror on the wall, I’ll always get up after I fall. And whether I run, walk or have to crawl I’ll set my goals and achieve them all. “Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution.” – Albert Einstein Always deliver more than expected. “Tough times never last, but tough people do.” – Robert H. Schuller Whether you think you can, or you think you can’t, you’re probably right.Motivation quote for Instagram Mindset is what separates the best from the rest. The best view comes after the hardest climb. Look into the mirror… that is your competition. Be the best version of you. “You just can’t beat the person that ever gives up” – Babe Ruth In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. The key to success is to focus on goals, not obstacles. If you can dream it, you can do it. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, show up and never give up. When life gives you a hundred reasons to break down and cry, show life that you have a million reasons to smile and laugh. Stay strong! It’s going to be hard, but hard does not mean impossible. Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire. Aim for the moon. If you miss, you may hit a star. Nothing is impossible. The world itself says “I’m possible”. To live a creative life we must lose the fear of being wrong. Good things take time. There’s nothing wrong in being a beginner. No one starts at the top. You are your own limit. Sometimes we are tested not to show our weaknesses, but to discover our strengths. If you do not go after what you want, you will never get it. If you do not ask, the answer will always be no. If you do not step forward, you will always be in the same place. Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on. The direction is more important than speed. “Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.” – John Ray The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. Fall seven, stand up eight. “Good, better, best. Never let it rest. ‘Til your good is better and your better is best.” – St. Jerome “The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.” – Ayn Rand A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor. Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is to always try just one more time. There’s only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that’s your own self. Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams. My biggest fear is being in the same place this time next year. Be brave. Nobody remembers a coward. “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain Old ways won’t open new doors. It is often in the darkest skies that we see the brightest stars. All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. You may get the things you wished for. But you will surely get the things you worked for. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. A year from now you will wish you had started today. “If you haven’t tried, how will you ever know if there’s any chance?” – Jack Ma “Challenges are what make life-threatening and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” – Joshua Marine You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one. Either you run the day or the day runs you. You don’t get the same moment twice in life. Never let the things you want make you forget the things you have. You only fail when you stop trying. “I am not here to change the world. I am changing the world because I am here.” – Lisa Wilson Be you instagram quote Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. Be crazy enough you know you can make anything in life. There is always a reason to smile. Your potential is endless. One year = 365 opportunities I tried to be normal once. Wort 2 minutes of my life. Don’t look for excuses look for results. “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.” – John Wooden “Entrepreneurs average 3.8 failures before final success. What sets the successful ones apart is their amazing persistence.” – Lisa M. Amos “If you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.” – Jim Rohn Good things happen to those who hustle. Experience satisfaction, but never be satisfied! Believe. Achieve. Succeed. Your best teacher is your last mistake. The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. If it would be easy, everybody would do it. Successful people are successful because they do more than the rest. When you are at the bottom, they laugh about you. When you are on the top, they are jealous. You cannot please everybody, So stop trying and focus. “If you can dream it, you can do it.” – Walt Disney “There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” – Beverly Sills Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress. A negative mind will never give you a positive life. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. Treat the janitor with the same respect as the CEO. Don’t be afraid to lose people. Be afraid of losing yourself by trying to please everyone around you. Love is no what yo say. Love is what you do. F-E-A-R hast two meanings: Forget everything and run or Face everything and rise “Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.” “It takes two flints to make a fire.” – Louisa May Alcott “Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.” – Henry Ford “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life. Appreciate where you are in your journey. Even if it’s not where you want to b. Every season serves a purpose. There are no limits to what you can accomplish, except the limits you place on your own thinking. Falling down is an accident. Staying down is a choice. “The only person you are destined to become is the person you decided to be.” – Ralph Warren Emerson It’s up to you to find beauty in the ugliest days. Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where you stand. Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light. Sometimes the smallest step in the right direction ends up being the biggest step of your life. Tiptoe if you must, but take the step. Some people will only check on you just to see if you have failed yet. Nope, I’m still winning! The trophy is earned in the hours that no one is watching. Your life is a result of your choices. If you don’t like your life, it’s time to make some better choices. One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. Sometimes when you’re in a dark place, you tend to think you have been buried; what if you’ve been planted. Throw kindness around like confetti. Failure is the condiments that give success to its flavor. Storms make trees take deeper roots. Trust that when the answer is no, there is a better yes down the road. When it comes to motivation, Gary Vaynerchuk is the master. Business and entrepreneur genius you want to listen to when feeling down. “Skills are cheap. Passion is priceless.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “There’s no reason nowadays, to do shit you hate. NONE.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “I’m just always looking forwards. I spend very little time, looking backward” – Gary Vaynerchuk “Legacy is greater than currency.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “You need to spend all of your time and energy on creating something that actually brings value to the people you’re asking for money!” – Gary Vaynerchuk “Stop whining, start hustling.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “There is never a bad time to start a business – unless you want to start a mediocre one.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “We are in control of the one asset that we all give the most f#%ks about, and that is time.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “Know the philosophy, know the details, and ignore everything in the middle.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “We only get to play this game one time…one life.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “Whether you’re 9 or 90, stop trying to fix the things you’re bad at, and focus on the things you’re good at.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “When it all comes down to it, nothing trumps execution.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “Your legacy is being written by yourself. Make the right decisions.” – Gary Vaynerchuk “A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be.” – Gary Vaynerchuk Prince Ea is also a famous filmmaker and creator who shares many life tips on Instagram. He has been featured on Forbes and he claims that love is his religion. Don’t rush things. They will happen when they are supposed to. Let things fall into place. Your mental health should be a priority. No matter how old you get, never stop holding hands, never stop dancing, and never stop saying ” I love you”. Anything that costs your peace is too expensive. If they act as they can live without you, let them do it. Good relationships don’t just happen. They take time, patience, and two people who truly want to be together. Decide what is what you want. Write it down, make a plan, and work on it every single day. Sometimes you have to unfollow people in real life. When you can tell your story, and it doesn’t make you cry, you know you have healed.” – David Wolf Happiness looks gorgeous on you. Be who you needed when you were younger. Physical attractions are common. A mental connection is rare. Three months from you, you will be in a completely different space, mentally spiritually and financially. Almost nothing you’re worried about today will define you tomorrow. Love is about appreciation, not possessions. Forget the past, but remember the lesson. The most valuable gift you can receive is an honest friend. Love is a verb, not a noun. You didn’t come this far to only come this far. “Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny.” – C.S Lewis When life gets blurry adjust the focus. No one ever injured their eyesight by looking on the bright side. Don’t stop when you’re tired. Stop when you’re done. The harder you work for something. The greater you’ll feel when you achieve it. “If I cannot do great things, I can do small things in a great way.” – Martin Luther King, Jr. The goal is to be rich. Not to look rich. Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right. The one who falls and gets up is so much stronger than the one who never fell. Not all positive changes feel positive in the beginning. You should tell people how important they are to you. Good conversations with the right people are priceless. The best revenge is no revenge. Move on. Be happy. Stay close to people who feel like sunlight. Sometimes it takes 10 years to get that 1 year that will change your life. Wasted time is worse than wasted money. Give yourself some credit. You’ve come pretty far. Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone. Be the reason someones believes in the goodness in people. Never underestimate the power of good morning texts, apologies, and random compliments. It only takes a few seconds to hurt someone. But sometimes it takes a year to repair that damage. Self-care is how you take your power back. You don’t gain anything from stressing. Do what scares you. You will never change someone. They have to change themselves. Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching. Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you. Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation. Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget. Read the full article

"Don’t ask for security, ask for adventure." "Go where you feel most alive." "Add life to your days, not days to your life." "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." "Life was meant for good friends and great adventures." "Adventure is allowing the unexpected to happen to you. – Richard Aldington" "I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. – Henry David Thoreau" "Life is an adventure, not an all inclusive retreat" "Do more things that make you forget to check your phone" "A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure. – Charlie Chaplin" "It is not death most people are afraid of. It is getting to the end of life, only to realize, that you never truly lived. – Prince Ea" "I think I am quite ready for another adventure" "Where are you off to “I am going on an adventure" "It is not down in any map; true places never are. – Herman Melville" "Travel is one of the greatest human freedoms ever." "Don’t be a tourist in your life, taking pictures as it happens. Instead, you need to travel." "All you need is an urge for adventure." "See The World Through The Eyes of Travelers." "Don’t listen to what they say. Go see." "Life is short and the world is wide." "And at the end of the day, your feet should be dirty, your hair messy and your eyes sparkling. – Shanti" "Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. " "… and then I realized, adventure is the best way to learn." "Seek adventure, then open your mind." "The best views come after the hardest climb." "I would rather fail and try than fail to try." "If it scares you, it might be a good thing to try." "Until you step into the unknown, you don’t know what you are made of." "If your life is boring, it lacks adventure." "A good friend listens to your adventures. A best friend takes them with you." "Say “Hell Yes” to new adventures." "We think too much and feel too little. – Charlie Chaplin" Read the full article

Best Captions for Food and Coffee for Instagram Posts and Videos Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti Good food = good mood I followed my heart and it lead me to the fridge You gotta nourish to flourish When you’re downie eat a brownie It’s coffee o’clock Caffeine & kindness I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee I love the smell of coffee in the morning Drink some coffee & pretend you know what you’re doing A party without cake is just a meeting -Julia Child All the coffee, please If you are what you eat I’m (blank) Penne for your thoughts? You guac my world Eat like you love yourself Weekends are for brunch But first, coffee Squeeze the day   I scream for ice cream Never settle for just one scoop Wine + dinner = winner Life is too short for celery sticks Be a cupcake in a world of muffins If we weren’t meant to have midnight snacks why is there a light in he fridge? Cool as a cucumber I am thankful for all the different ways there are to eat potatoes I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Just peachy Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity I’m a lady in the street but a freak in the buffet Nacho cheese Let them eat cake Espresso may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot I don’t want to taco ‘bout it An apple a day… Eggscuse me? Extra fries? Oh, you said exercise… I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere Okie dokie, artichokie Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want There’s no “we” in fries In pizza we crust First I drink coffee, then I do the things I’m crazy pho you Eating just in case I get hungry later I’m soy into you Lunch hour is the best hour of the day Surround yourself with pizza, not negativity What’s a snack to an entree Just a general life update: Hungry again Cooking rule: If at first you don’t succeed, order pizza Donut kill my vibe You’re one in a melon Be a Fruit Loop in a world of Cheerios No one is lonely while eating spaghetti, it requires so much attention Don’t be eye candy, be soul food Espresso yourself I love you berry much Whisk me away If you’ve lost your appetite today I think I have it Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum leaner -Sophia Loren Looking for a snack It’s cake o’clock Ice cream is cheaper than therapy Abs aren’t made in the kitchen but cookies are I would love you if you were pizza You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach All I want is food and affection You can’t please everyone, you are not an avocado Spread love as thick as nutella Waffles are just pancakes with abs I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge How do I like my eggs? Umm, in a cake? A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles It’s hard to be sad when you’re eating a cookie Read the full article

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Now launch ES File Explorer and turn on “Show hidden files” option. Go to the WhatsApp Folder in the hidden files under “Phone Storage” Tap on the WhatsApp folder and select Media There will be a folder named “.Statuses” which will have all the Status updates that you have seen in the past. You can open any Status update that you wish to download and save it in your Media Directory to view and share it anytime you want. Read the full article