There are two reasons why we donāt trust people. First, we donāt know them. Second, we know them.
Do expect me to get pissed off when you donāt answer!? Who do you think you are!? The delivery guy?
I want a relationship like āTom & Jerryā fight daily, still canāt live without each other.
Pay close attention to people who donāt clap when you win.
If you are testing my water, you better know how to swim.
My biggest problem? I notice everything.
I didnāt kill anyone, jealousy did.
I donāt know whatās tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Cry only for cuts and stitches not for bastards and bitches.
Be careful who you push away. Some of us donāt come back.
Some people are not your friend, they are just scared to be your enemy.
I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it.
Itās sad but life is full of sudden good byeās.
I swearIāmm nice girl until you do something that pisses me off.. then the bitch will come out to play.
Iām a good person. But donāt give me a reason to show you my evil side.
If you treat a girl like a dog, sheās going to piss on you.
Never be controlled by three things: Your past, Money, and People.
You canāt just come into someoneās life, make them special and then leave.
Itās better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
Change your thoughts and youāll change your world.
When you actually matter to a person, theyāll make time for you. No lies, No excuses.
You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold on to the things that make you sad.
One day you will find the one who makes all the others disappear.
But without the dark, weād never see the stars.
She says nothing when she wants to say everything.
Because she competes with no one, no one can compete with her.
Last day of class
If we could only turn back timeā¦
At least this balloon is attracted to me!
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and thereās so much to smile about.
My autobiography is this
I like foodies
I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
I myself never feel that Iām sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.
Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.
The most important thing is to enjoy your life ā to be happy ā itās all that matters.
Chilling like a gangster.
Women drivers rev my engine
I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I aināt never gonna do it any different. I donāt care who likes it and who doesnāt.
I woke up like this
Beauty is power, a smile is its sword
Hey, I just met you, this is crazy
Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.
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