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New wedding trend: catch the bouquet and have your baby delivered by the bride?

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There are lots of delicious things that go with cake- ice cream, wine, more cake. No matter what Pinterest tells you burlap is NOT one of them.

#savethecake #iblamepinterest

Here's a look at 20 bridal party photos that will make you simultaneously laugh and cringe.

aka 20 brides who apparently hate their friends

#i just can't #is this real life #bridezilla

How to make it tasteful not tacky? Don't have it. Seriously. Why does everyone have to have a themed wedding? Any time someone has asked me what my "theme" is, I reply "getting married."

#shitthatbridessay #please don't

Three of my Bridesmaid just found our they are pregnant and due right around my wedding date. I am so upset. When I think about my vision for that day, it doesn't include a bunch of 9 month pregnant girls. It doesn't include big flowey dresses. I feel like my whole day is ruined. Just needed to vent......This is our one day, and I feel like it's being taken from us. I don't want to sound like a brat, but we are paying a lot of money for this one day. (not edited for spelling/general stupidity)

Courtesy of WeddingWire.

This is why I had all my bridesmaids get their tubes tied before they agreed to be in my wedding.

But seriously, if you're so immature that your closest friends being pregnant at your wedding means that your wedding day will be ruined, please don't get married.

#bridezilla #butitsmyday

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