The Shove

Mc invites the bidders to smoke with her

Mamoru, Mc, and Hikaru are the frequent smokers

Luke is all worried for everyone’s lungs

“sexy bones why would you want to ruin your body?”

he shuts up when he tries it. f l o a t i n g

not to mention it gave him a healthy appetite

Baba would try to get cross faded he brought his favorite wine for the occasion

the sexiest high eyes award goes toooo… *drum rollllll* MITSUNARI BABA

with that smile to….oh boy

he tried to get Mc to kiss him

she was honestly THINKING about it

Soryu was close second

and he was pretty bold with Mc

they had a pretty good conversation and probably would of kissed if Ota didn’t walk in

when they were trying to get the weed Ota and Rhion got scammed at least twice

Eisuke threatens to rat out the dealers who never text you after the omw! text

“i’m literally paying you, you fucking twat! I COULD BUY YOUR WHOLE SUPPLY”

Mc and Hikaru are the best rollers

Mamo is pretty pissed he got beat out by some kids

Ota rolls pretty well because of this slender artist fingers

but Ota probably smoked some back in college

it helped his creative juices flow

the worst rollers were Rhion, Soryu, and Eisuke

Eisuke went in it all cocky too but he came out with a twiggy looking joint

Soryu gets pissed when all the weed falls out and he brings out his gun pointing it at the paper

Mc realizes why she never invites them to smoke

they all made a collaborative play list

Luke put “spooky scary skeletons” on it like 15 times

and he gets sad when you skip it

Hikaru put some beats on the playlist so he could freestyle

it was awful, the only one who was positive about it was Baba

Rhion was a little crazy at first

for the first 45 minutes he was talking to a WALL

after he settles down a little he just always wants to be by Mc

but so does everyone else

Mamoru asked Mc for head when they were the only two on the couch

Shuichi and Eisuke actually get along

they talked to each other a lot that night

(they cringed about it in the morning and never talked about it again)

Soryu and Mamoru still bicker, especially when Soryu found out about the “head?” incident

he pulled out his gun on him

everyone was trying to cuddle with Mc

Mc started to cuddle with Rhion but Eisuke started to scream so she backed away

everyone went crazy when the munchies hit

Mamoru: “damn Eisuke do you have any food?”

(he doesn’t )

they run to Mc’s favorite fast food place… WENDYS

Eisuke: “wow Mc, peasant food is good”

Mc: “shut up Eisuke”

Shuichi high fives her for that

Eisuke being over dramatic he goes to eat his food at a different table all alone

Mc goes over and apologizes

he immediately feels better when she sits with him, all the others are so jealous

everyone is in LOVE with Wendy’s after that

even Luke, and he only pops vitamins

Rhion, Baba, Mc, and Hikaru begged Shuichi to buy them Frosty’s

he actually bought them all one (Mc and Baba got chocolate and Hikaru and Rhion got vanilla)

the next morning they were all passed out in the penthouse living room

Eisuke woke up with a dick drawn on his head

Baba: yea, go straight down there, turn left, you look for a dirty old man with a cigarette and follow him

Person: and he'll take me to Mamoru Kishi?

NSFW, like very, also Teacher!Mamoru and Student!Reader, anyway this was good fun to write took my mind off of some other things, enjoy! 

A little tutorial about how to draw pecs! 

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Being abused at home, bullied at school and lost in the world, the library and all the books I could escape to the most amazing worlds, kept me alive!

I would walk to the library, and spend all day, from 10 am to 9 pm reading there!! I got special awards for how many books I read, I wrote little blurbs on why i loved the books (probably why I love to BETA and do ARCs) 

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As a 50 year old woman, the library offers me so much. Digital art pads to borrow, 3D printing, book clubs that are face to face (yeah, the introvert likes face to face because a moderator will stomp on anyone getting snarky)

New books in LARGE PRINT! I’m visually challenged and as much as I love my kindle, The feel of a real book in my hands will always be a beloved feeling!

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Thanks to the “masterlist” nonnie for giving me an idea to make one. I tagged all my fics with “my writing”, so searching for that tag could be helpful. For list of headcanons see here. 

Fics that have NSFW content are marked with *

Lucifer 

“C-Call me that again.” Lucifer x f!MC

“Missing you.” * Lucifer x f!MC

“Have you never seen a bra before?” Lucifer x f!MC

“I warned you about him, yet again you didn’t listen.” Lucifer x f!MC

“Please don’t be scared of me” Lucifer x f!MC

“Last night in Devildom” * Lucifer x f!MC

“Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.” Lucifer x f!MC

“Trust.” Lucifer x f!MC

“How could you think this wouldn’t hurt me?” Lucifer x f!MC

“Were you masturbating?” * Lucifer x f!MC

“Cage” Diavolo x f!MC, Lucifer x f!MC, Diavolo x f!MC x Lucifer.

“You make me want things that I can’t have.” Lucifer x f!MC

One person stopping a kiss to ask “Do you want to do this?”, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss. A kiss, followed by more that trail down the jaw and neck. Lucifer x f!MC

Kisses exchanged while one person sits on the other’s lap. Lucifer x f!MC

A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond. Lucifer x f!MC

“Do you mind if we stay like this a little longer.” Lucifer x f!MC

A hello/good-bye kiss that is given without thinking - where neither person thinks twice about it. Lucifer x f!MC

“I wish I could hate you.” Lucifer x f!MC

“After everything we’ve been through, you still don’t think that I love you?” “You deserve someone better” “When I said I loved you I meant it.” Lucifer x f!MC.

“Under your breath while the whole house sleeps, just before you have to leave for the day. More for yourself than for them.” Lucifer x f!MC

“It’s late. Shouldn’t you be asleep?” & “Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead.” Lucifer x f!MC

“You’ve shown me what love can feel like.” Lucifer x f!MC

“You make me feel safe.” Lucifer x f!MC

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

Tempted. Lucifer x f!MC. 

Mammon 

“The worst” * Mammon x f!MC (one-sided), Asmo x MC

“Comfort” Mammon x f!MC

“Bored” * Mammon x f!MC

“Have you never seen a bra before?” Mammon x f!MC

“Last night in Devildom” * Mammon x f!MC

“Burden” * Mammon x f!MC

“You are so fucking hot when you are mad.” “Once we start, I might not be able to stop” * Mammon x f!MC

“It’s three in the morning.” & “I’m only here to establish an alibi.” Mammon x f!MC

Pulling away from a kiss, whispering words of love against each other’s lips. Mammon x f!MC

Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin. Mammon x f!MC

A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards. Mammon x f!MC

One person pouting, only to have it removed by a kiss from the other person. Mammon x f!MC

Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift. Mammon x f!MC

“I’ve never been in a relationship before, so I don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing.” Mammon x f!MC

“You are getting me all worked up.” * Mammon x f!MC

“I just told you I liked you but now I’m shy and say “never mind, forget it” and why are you looking at me like that?” Mammon x f!MC

“Can we please pretend I’ve never said that?” * Mammon x f!MC

“How much of that did you hear?” Mammon x f!MC

“Shh… it was just a nightmare” & “No one’s ever done this to me before” &  “Do you mind if we stay like this a little longer” Mammon x f!MC

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

“Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.” Mammon x f!MC

Leviathan

“I love you more than Ruri-chan.” “I think I’m in love with you and I don’t know what to do.” Leviathan x f!MC

Whispering “I love you” before a chaste, delicate kiss. Leviathan x f!MC

An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose. Leviathan x f!MC

“Have you never seen a bra before?” Leviathan x f!MC

“I’ve never been in a relationship before, so I don’t really know how to do the whole…kissing thing.” Leviathan x f!MC

“Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift.” Levi x f!MC

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

“Thank you.” Levi x f!MC

Satan 

“Do you want me to leave?” Satan x f!MC

“Have you never seen a bra before?” Satan x f!MC

“Last night in Devildom” * Satan x f!MC

“You are a bit too defenseless. Someone might take advantage.” Satan x f!MC

“Who did this?” “You are safe now.” Satan x f!MC

“You are so fucking hot when you are mad.” * Satan x f!MC

“You are not going out in that outfit.” * Satan x f!MC

“It’s three in the morning.” Satan x f!MC

“Sometimes, being a complete nerd comes in handy.” Satan x f!MC

A kiss that tastes of the food/dessert they are eating. Satan x f!MC

Kisses exchanged as they move around, hitting the edges of tables or nearly tripping over things on the floor before making it to the sofa, or bed. Satan x f!MC

A gentle kiss that quickly descends into passion, with little regard for what’s going on around them. Satan x f!MC

Staring at each other’s lips for a moment before moving closer, as if drawn together by some unseen force. Satan x f!MC

Kissing tears from the other’s face. Satan x f!MC

An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose. Satan x f!MC

One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s. Satan x f!MC

“Be mine. Please.” Satan x f!MC

“We slept in the same bed for space reasons but now we’re just waking up and there’s something about your bleary eyes and mussed hair” Satan x f!MC

“Wrapped up in a question. How’s your day been, have you eaten, you know you can tell me anything, right? You know you can tell them anything. Right?” Satan x f!MC.

“Forest love.” * Satan x f!MC

“Don’t be nervous, you can come closer” & “Carry me up to bed?” Satan x f!MC

“You look amazing tonight.” & “What happens if I do this?” Satan x f!MC

“You were my first kiss.” Satan x f!MC

“Wait don’t pull away I want to hug you for longer.” Satan x f!MC

“Heated kisses with gasps in between, hands tugging at clothes and exploring skin, bodies pressed close. Giving in.” Satan x f!MC

“Morning kisses; gentle and lazy, humming in contentment, limbs still tangled together, hands wandering over soft exposed skin” Satan x f!MC

“You sure can’t keep your hands to yourself…” & “Can you zip up my dress for me?” Satan x f!MC

Morning after. Satan x f!MC

Jealous. Solomon x f!MC, Satan x f!MC

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

“Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.” Satan x f!MC

Asmo 

“The worst” * Mammon x f!MC (one-sided), Asmo x MC

“Please don’t be scared of me” Asmo x f!MC

“Currently I’m flirting with death” Asmo x f!MC, Asmo x Death

“Last night in Devildom” * Asmo x f!MC

“Are you still awake?” Asmo x m!MC

“You’re more than just a one-night stand.” “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever met that asshole.”  * Asmodeus x f!MC

“A thing.” Solomon x f!MC x Asmodeus

An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose. Asmodeus x f!MC

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.” “That’s almost exact opposite of what I meant.” Asmodeus x f!MC

Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips. Asmodeus x f!MC

“This wasn’t meant to be a date, but we’ve had such a good time and now it’s 2 a.m. and I should really go home…” Asmo x f!MC

“We agreed this was just physical.” Asmo x f!MC, f!MC x ???

“Sticky ice cream kisses, sitting on a bench in the park and laughing against each other’s lips.” Asmodeus x f!MC

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

“I wonder what your boyfriend would say if he knew what you were doing right now.” Solomon x f!MC x Asmodeus.

Beel 

“Take my jacket. It’s cold” Beel x f!MC

“Please don’t be scared of me” Beel x f!MC

“Last night in Devildom” * Beel x f!MC

“Please, remind me again, why are we having sex behind a tree” * Beel x f!MC

Kisses exchanged as they move around, hitting the edges of tables or nearly tripping over things on the floor before making it to the sofa, or bed. Beel x f!MC

Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss. Beel x f!MC

One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s. Beel x f!MC

“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.” * Beelzebub x f!MC

The best cake. Beelzebub x f!MC

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

Belphie 

“Sorry does me showing too much skin offend you?” Belphie x f!MC.

“My heart isn’t beating faster, my heart isn’t beating faster. I swear it isn’t. Get ahold of yourself.” Belphie x f!MC 

“Last night in Devildom” * Belphie x f!MC

“I’m gonna fuck you so hard you’ll forget you ever even met that asshole.” * Belphegor x f!MC

“Were you touching yourself?” “Saddle up doll.” * Belphegor x f!MC

Staring at each other’s lips for a moment before moving closer, as if drawn together by some unseen force. Belphegor x f!MC

A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond. Belphegor x f!MC

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?” * Belphegor x f!MC

“I have had nightmares every night for the past three weeks and now they’re gone because of you, how did you do that?” Belphie x f!MC

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

Solomon 

“Go ahead. Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.” “I think I may be slightly more drunk than I thought.” * Solomon x f!MC

“I think I’m in love with you and I don’t know what to do.” “Don’t look at me like that and then feign innocence.”  * Solomon x f!MC

“Is that blood?” “Is that my shirt?” Solomon x f!MC

“I’m asking because I’ve seen the way you look at me.” “Are you going to kiss me or keep staring.” Solomon x f!MC

“Don’t ruin the sofa.” “I’ll just have to come inside you then.” * Solomon x f!MC

“Try to stay quiet, understand?” * Solomon x f!MC

“We’re in public, you know.” “Try to stay quiet, understand?” * Solomon x f!MC

“We can’t do this here!” “If you don’t like my teasing then why are you moaning?” * Solomon x f!MC

“A thing.” Solomon x f!MC x Asmodeus

Kisses exchanged while one person sits on the other’s lap. Weak, sweaty kisses because it’s unbearably hot. Solomon x f!MC

Whispering “I love you” before a chaste, delicate kiss. Solomon x f!MC

A small, fleeting kiss - which is immediately followed by a passionate, hungry kiss. Solomon x f!MC

“Surprise.” Solomon x f!MC

Marks. * Solomon x f!MC

“I think I forgot what human contact felt like” Solomon x f!MC

“Come back to bed kisses left on A’s neck and shoulder, unhurried and tender, with arms wrapped around A’s waist.” Solomon x f!MC

Morning after. Solomon x f!MC

Jealous. Solomon x f!MC, Satan x f!MC

Choice. Solomon x (angel)f!MC

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

“How much longer are we gonna go without telling anyone?” & “We would make a pretty good couple” & “After everything we’ve been through you don’t think I love you.” Solomon x f!MC

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

“I wonder what your boyfriend would say if he knew what you were doing right now.” Solomon x f!MC x Asmodeus.

Simeon

“I see the way you look at me when you think I’m not looking.” Simeon x f!MC

“Are you trying to seduce me?” “Depends. Are you seducible?” Simeon x f!MC

“Are you going to kiss or keep staring?” “Don’t act innocent, you had me pinned underneath you five minutes ago.” Simeon x f!MC

“Are you trying to turn me on or are you just that oblivions?” “Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop.” * Simeon x f!MC

A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party. Simeon x f!MC

Wet kisses after finding refuge from the rain. Simeon x f!MC

A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards. Simeon x f!MC

“You are never going to be the same after this.” & “I hope you don’t get your heart broken.” Simeon & Lucifer, Simeon x f!MC

“Why did you help me?” Simeon x f!MC.

“The fall” Simeon x f!MC

“Soft goodnight kisses exchanged on lamp-lit doorsteps on chilly autumn evenings.” Simeon x f!MC

Morning after. Simeon x f!MC

“Every time I look at you, I think I fall a little more in love” Simeon x f!MC

“It’s been a long day” & “Let’s take a bath together” Simeon x f!MC

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

“Mamihlapinatapei - The look between two people in which each loves the other but is too afraid to make the first move.” Simeon x f!MC

Diavolo

Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand. Diavolo x f!MC

“I desperately want to take you out for dinner and slow dance with you until the sun comes up, but I also want to grip your hair as I watch you writhing underneath me.” Diavolo x f!MC

“Joyful kisses peppered across foreheads and cheeks between scattered giggles.” Diavolo x f!MC

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Our hearts’ desire. Diavolo x f!MC (Part 1, Part 2) 

Concubine. Diavolo x f!MC (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3) 

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

Acts of treason. Diavolo x f!MC (one-sided)

Barbatos

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

Astaroth 

Assorted 5 sentence drabbles

Theater. f!Astaroth x f!MC, OM boys x f!MC

The “MC is just tryna get some” stories (to be continued):

“Have you never seen a bra before?” Lucifer x f!MC

“Have you never seen a bra before?” Satan x f!MC

“Have you never seen a bra before?” Mammon x f!MC

“Have you never seen a bra before?” Leviathan x f!MC

“Go ahead. Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.” “I think I may be slightly more drunk than I thought.” Solomon x f!MC

“I think I’m in love with you and I don’t know what to do.” “Don’t look at me like that and then feign innocence.” Solomon x f!MC

Yandere!Asmodeus Drabble “You can’t be lonely. You have me!” Yandere!Asmodeus Thoughts Yandere!Asmodeus with a darling that forgot his birthday Yandere!Asmodeus bothered with his darling not spending time with him Thoughts on Yandere!Asmodeus falling for an asexual Yandere!Asmodeus Drabble “Let me see that pretty smile.” [NSFW] Yandere!Asmodeus/Lucifer/Leviathan’s reaction to finding their darlings adult toys [NSFW] Yandere!Asmodeus “Say My Name” Yandere!Asmodeus and Yandere!Solomon “Rest” Yandere!Asmodeus unwilling to part with his darling after their exchange year

Yandere!Satan getting upset over his darling not being with him Yandere!Satan forcing his darling to wear a maid uniform

Yandere!Solomon HCs for when he kidnaps his darling

Yandere!Belphegor Drabble “You’re lucky I’m nice.” Yandere!Belphegor convincing himself and the others his darling is Lilith Yandere!Belphegor with a darling who’s terrified of him Thoughts on Yandere!Belphegor seeing his darling cry

Yandere!Leviathan constructing a game to kidnap his darling [NSFW] Yandere!Leviathan and the use of tentacles

Thoughts on Yandere!Barbatos

Yandere!Beelzebub smothering his darling in his love Yandere!Beelzebub with a darling with an ED Yandere!Beelzebub forcing his picky darling to eat

Thoughts on Yandere!Lucifer Yandere!Lucifer Drabble “Don’t even look at the door.”

Thoughts on Yandere!Diavolo wanting to get his darling pregnant Yandere!Diavolo falling for a Princess!Human!Darling Yandere!Diavolo getting jealous over his darling spending too much time away from him Yandere!Diavolo Drabble “Be good this time.” 

Yandere!Simeon falling for a Demon!Darling Yandere!Simeon “Never Leave Again” [Commission]

Yandere!Mammon realizing how toxic he is

  — some poor demon decided to test their luck with the avatar of envy .

feat. yandere!leviathan x GN!mc genre. drabble words. 899 tws/cw. smut , yandere , gore mention (theres a dead body) , death mention ,  exhibitionism note. [posting drafts] this one made me laugh so. here you go

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   — leviathan just wants to have you <3 .

feat. yandere!leviathan x GN!mc  genre. drabble words. 506 tws/cw. suggestive(?) , yandere , possessiveness , gore mentions (cutting someone open) , blood , drugging (?) note. not too happy w/ this one, just needed something to post

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 — mammon loves teasing his little doll .

feat. mammon x M!mc  genre. drabble words. 478 tws/cw. smut ,  edging , praise  note. this was a repost…hh

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