"I am not what I am"

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

trying to fall asleep and having to pull out the phone because an opening line to a fic hits me in the face and i KNOW i won't remember the exact wording of it tomorrow and it'll piss me off