i've been dead for seven years

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

andreil

daniel craig plays with masculinity in a way i only see queer people do. this isnt me calling him queer, this is me congratulating him for his efforts. his queerness or lack thereof of is none of my business. if he isnt queer he should be proud of himself for putting in the work of exploring masculinity in a way that makes most cishet men scared.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

something something adansey something something summer in the south. christ! adam sits with gansey in the dark of the woods on the ley line. he goes to the public library on the bus to do research about glendower and prints out photocopies to go in gansey's journal. they do the saturday crossword together. adam stops on the side of the road to pick the blackberries growing. he rides his bike to monmoth to share them with gansey. they sit in the pig and listen to the oldies station on the radio. gansey watches adam trim his hair using craft scissors over st. agnes' bathroom sink. adam collects cardboard for gansey's henrietta. it feels impossible that they are only 17. the sit on the front stoop of monmoth and watch the birds. they watch the sunrise. they are thankful and horrified that they are still alive at all.

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who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday

not now kitten. daddys turning into a self fulfilling prophecy of the person who everyone around him always said he would become

best episodes of televisions are the ones that are about a dinner party crashing and burning

mild horniness is i think the single engine powering any good thing in the world. think of all the classes you've shown up to due to mild horniness. the times you've put on a nice shirt. the times you actually bothered to understand some arcane concept. are you sure that mild horniness had nothing to do with it? if we could harness this into energy we would actually solve for the oil & gas crisis.

Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism