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BERNIE DOES NOT WANT YOU TO WRITE HIM INTO THE BALLET! THAT’S WHY HE SAID HE’S NOT GOING TO RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT, BECAUSE HE “DOES NOT WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ELECTING SOME RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.”  HIS. EXACT. WORDS.

(if you don’t want to watch the full video, the quote is at 1:41).

Listen, the last time something like this happened, Ralph Nader run in the Green party and split the Democratic votes between Nader and Gore. Which allowed for George W. Bush to become president. 

DO YOU WANT THE SAME THING TO HAPPEN TO TRUMP?

The two-party system sucks, but pretty much the way our system is set up, any vote that is not for the Democratic nominee will be for Trump. The only votes that count against Trump are for the Democratic nominee, whoever that may be. 

So don’t write anybody in. It’s throwing away your vote. You might think it’s a political statement and in another election I might advocate for it, but THERE IS THE LEGITIMATE CHANCE THAT DONALD TRUMP COULD BE ELECTED INTO OFFICE. And nobody, particularly not Hillary Clinton, is a bad enough alternative that it is worth running the risk. Remember what it was like when Bush was in office? Trump will be that times 1000x, with extra blatant xenophobia, racism, homophobia, and misandry thrown on top. 

Beyoncé released her sixth solo album “Lemonade” Saturday night after the HBO premiere of her hourlong film based on the album. The album itself and its accompanying videos were made available exclusively through Tidal, the music streaming service owned by Beyoncé’s husband Jay Z.

The theme of many of the 12 tracks on the album is the experience of a woman scorned, drawing speculation about Beyoncé’s own relationship with Jay Z. “Lemonade” featured celebrity cameos including Zendaya, Amandla Stenberg, Quevenzhané Wallis and Serena Williams. Musically, the album features contributions from James Blake, Kendrik Lamar, the Weeknd and Jack White.

Fashion-wise “Lemonade” is chock-full, opening with an image of Beyoncé in cornrows and a fur coat, the image she teased on Instagram, and moving on to looks reminiscent of those she featured in “Formation,” the single she released in February a day prior to her Super Bowl performance, during which she and her dancers wore Black Panther-inspired looks. Wasting no time capitalizing on the release of the album, as well the recent launch of her ath-leisure line Ivy Park, the singer begins her Formation world tour April 27.

Beyoncé has teased “Lemonade” with a few cryptic social media posts, and the release of “Formation” indicated something big was to come, but it’s not the first album she has released as a surprise. In 2013 she dropped her self-titled album and its accompanying videos without warning, changing the rules of how musicians release music.