Adapt or Die

I was at P.E. but the floor turned into a pool. We had to dive for rings, but I didn’t see any. Instead of helping me, the teacher was learning the choreography of Bye Bye Bye by NSYNC from another student.

I was at P.E. but the floor turned into a pool. We had to dive for rings, but I didn’t see any. Instead of helping me, the teacher was learning the choreography of Bye Bye Bye by NSYNC from another student.

Ed Sheeran and Hozier made a Christmas movie where a man (played by Hozier) is dating a bog nymph and has to pass her off as human when his roommates asked to meet her for Christmas. The soundtrack was just Shape of You on repeat and the only scene I can remember was where she got super drunk and filled their bathtub with frogs.

I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.

God this story is so blessed thank you

I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.

God this story is so blessed thank you

"What is diplomacy if not tactical goofing?"

all fun and games until your belly starts quacking

Jimmy Neutron’s parents got a divorce because he accidentally turned himself into a dog and no one could figure out how to turn him back. They had shared custody over him.

This blog is pro-Goblin

Reblog if you are pro-Goblin or are a Goblin

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