the kind of lover i am.

i said i’d do them and here we are, a list of prompts set either before or during sex. as always, if you want to reverse the roles, add “+ REVERSE” to your chosen meme! so, [ STRADDLE ] + REVERSE would mean the receiver straddles the sender! okay, now, have a wonderful day!

[ UNZIP ] :     sender unzips/unbuttons receiver’s dress/shirt - s l o w l y

[ STRADDLE ] :     sender straddles receiver.

[ PULL ] :     sender pulls receiver closer to them.

[ PUSH ] :     sender pushes receiver against a wall during foreplay.

[ PIN ] :     sender pins receiver in place during foreplay/sex.

[ TRAIL ] :     sender presses a trail of kisses from receiver’s chin down to their waist.

[ HOIST ] :     sender lifts receiver on top of a counter as they have sex.

[ BENEATH ] :     sender moves a hand beneath an item of receiver’s clothing to touch their skin.

[ SCRATCH ] :     sender trails their fingernails against receiver’s skin during sex.

[ TUG ] :     sender tugs receiver’s hair while making out or having sex.

[ TILT ] :     sender tilts receiver’s head to the side to kiss their neck.

[ NECK ] :     sender wraps a hand around receiver’s neck during foreplay/sex.

[ LIFT ] :     sender lifts receiver up, so receiver’s legs wrap around sender’s waist.

[ LAP ] :     sender pulls receiver into their lap.

[ BEHIND ] :     sender arrives behind receiver and begins to kiss them from behind.

[ DOWN ] :     sender gives receiver oral sex.

[ HUSH ] :     sender and receiver try to keep quiet during sex.

[ PUBLIC ] :     sender and receiver have sex in a public place.

[ YANK ] :     sender rips off an item of receiver’s clothing.

[ COVER ] :     sender uses fabric to cover receiver’s eyes during foreplay/sex.

[ ICE ] :     sender uses ice cubes against receiver’s bare skin.

thriller — have you ever been in therapy?

the take over, the break’s over — do you believe that people can change?

this ain’t a scene, it’s an arms race — how do you feel about the pop-punk scene?

i’m like a lawyer with the way i’m always trying to get you off — what are your worst habits?

hum hallelujah — are you a lover or a fighter?

golden — do you believe in god?

thnks fr th mmrs — do you prefer one night stands or long term lovers?

don’t you know who i think i am? — do you feel down often?

the (after) life of the party — have you ever felt like you were going to fall apart?

the carpal tunnel of love — have you ever been in love?

bang the doldrums — was your previous lover a friend first?

fame < infamy — do you believe in religion, or think it’s just a fake?

you’re crashing, but you’re no wave — what’s your stance on the death penalty?

i’ve got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers — would you rather hear the truth and be hurt, or be told a lie and stay happy?

ginasfs — have you ever been so in love that it hurt?

thriller — have you ever been in therapy?

the take over, the break’s over — do you believe that people can change?

this ain’t a scene, it’s an arms race — how do you feel about the pop-punk scene?

i’m like a lawyer with the way i’m always trying to get you off — what are your worst habits?

hum hallelujah — are you a lover or a fighter?

golden — do you believe in god?

thnks fr th mmrs — do you prefer one night stands or long term lovers?

don’t you know who i think i am? — do you feel down often?

the (after) life of the party — have you ever felt like you were going to fall apart?

the carpal tunnel of love — have you ever been in love?

bang the doldrums — was your previous lover a friend first?

fame < infamy — do you believe in religion, or think it’s just a fake?

you’re crashing, but you’re no wave — what’s your stance on the death penalty?

i’ve got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers — would you rather hear the truth and be hurt, or be told a lie and stay happy?

ginasfs — have you ever been so in love that it hurt?

SOCIAL  MEDIA  PROMPTS .

send  📘  for  a  facebook  status  about  your  muse 

send  👻  for  a  snapchat  from  my  muse 

send  🐦  for  a  tweet  about  your  muse 

send  📸  for  an  instagram  post  about  your  muse

TEXTING  PROMPTS .

send  🍷  for  a  drunk  text  from  my  muse

send  😳  for  an  embarrassing  text  from  my  muse

send  💋  for  a  flirty  text  from  my  muse

send  😱  for  a  scared  text  from  my  muse

send  ✨  for  a  random  text  from  my  muse

send  😡  for  an  angry  text  from  my  muse

send  😬  for  a  worried  text  from  my  muse

send  😢  for  a  sad  text  from  my  muse

send  😁  for  a  happy  text  from  my  muse

Both muses are at the animal shelter and want to adopt the same animal.

Both muses are in the emergency room waiting room and tired of waiting so Muse A tries to talk to Muse B to pass the time.

Grabbed the same cab and now Muse A and Muse B are sharing.

Muse A walked into Muse B at an art gallery because Muse A was too busy staring at the paintings.

Muse A looked tired / had a lot of things so Muse B offered them their seat on the public transport.

Muse A wasn’t wearing their glasses at the beach and couldn’t see, and fell into the hole that Muse B was digging.

Muse A picked up Muse B’s drink at the bar by accident, and Muse B wants it back.

Both muses are interviewing for the same competitive job.

Both muses got stuck on a rollercoaster. Muse A doesn’t even like rollercoasters.

Muse A knows nothing about computers and Muse B saw them trying to use one and took pity and tried to help.

Muse A fell asleep while trying out furniture in IKEA and woke up to Muse B taking pictures because it was funny.

Both muses have the same exact car, and Muse A found Muse B trying to break into theirs.

Muse A got arrested for something that wasn’t their fault and Muse B bailed them out because they knew Muse A was innocent.

It’s the hottest day of the year and Muse A got the last fan / air conditioner and Muse B is ready to fight them.

Muse A was crying in the grocery store because the store was out of stock of something they wanted, and Muse B is unfortunately witness to this.

Muse A heard Muse B order a drink or food with a specific dietary request / restriction, but Muse A saw the worker make it the opposite and has to warn Muse B.

Muse A accidentally took home the identical, but wrong, pet from the vet. Muse A returns it to Muse B.

Muse A accidentally airdrops something ridiculous to Muse B.

The highway is closed and both muses are stuck in the miles-long traffic. Muse A decides to share snacks with Muse B in the next lane.

Muse A left their number tucked between the pages of a random book at the store / library. Muse B finds it and texts them.

Muse A finds Muse B’s lost wallet and sends it back to them with their number in case anything is missing. Muse B texts Muse A –– either to say thank you, or maybe something is missing.

Muse A watches Muse B fall into a creek and helps them out.

Muse A’s number is on the bathroom stall with claims of a good time. Muse B texts them.

Muse A bought something online from Muse B, and Muse B put something extra in the package.

Muse A paid it forward and bought Muse B a coffee, but now Muse B wants to talk to them, but Muse A was just trying to have good karma for the day.

Muse A is paying for something with small change, but Muse B is in a rush and tries to just pay for the damn thing.

Muse A looked upset, so Muse B tried to be nice and buy Muse A flowers / coffee / candy.

Muse A is the new neighbor but locked themselves out, so wants to use Muse B’s balcony to climb onto their own. 

Muse A swears they saw a kitten inside Muse B’s jacket. They have to know for sure.

Both muses are doing something for fun, but begin competing with each other for some reason.

Muse A is taking pictures of something but Muse B thinks it’s of them and gets annoyed.

Muse A accidentally startled Muse B and Muse B punched them in the face as a jerk reaction.

Muse A dropped something as they were getting on the train / bus, and Muse B grabbed it and ran to the next stop to give it back to Muse A.

Muse A fell and barreled right into Muse B, knocking them down, too.

Send 🍾 for my muse to pick from the following via a random number generator to see what happens when they play spin the bottle!

My muse starts laughing and can’t stop giggling to kiss yours properly

My muse gives yours a shy peck on the cheek

My muse gives yours butterfly kisses

My muse kisses your muse lightly on the lips

My muse kisses your muse properly 

My muse makes out with your muse

My muse whispers “shall we take this somewhere more private” in your muses’ ear

My muse rolls their eyes and refuses to play seeing it landed on your muse

My muse leans in to kiss yours and pulls back last minute

My muse is visibily dejected that the bottle landed on your muse and not their desired target

My muse is visibily dejected that the bottle landed on a different player and not your muse, who was the desired target

My muse awkwardly high fives your muse instead of kisses

My muse gives your muse a Hershey’s Kiss

My muse is a little handsy when kissing your muse