Ryback Rules

A penny saved is a penny earned and 100 get you a McDouble.

When opportunity knocks, put down your fork and answer.

Wear a singlet that strategically exposes at least one nipple.

Load up on condiments. They're crucial empty calories.

Turn signals are not optional.

Leaves of three, let it be. Leaves of four, eat some more.

If you want your outfits to look good, tip the airbrush guy generously.

No pets on the sofa.

Don't forget to breathe.

Feed a fever. Feed a cold.

 Lather, rinse. Never repeat.

Measure once, cut once