undergoing rebrand

I just thought my water bottle was my inhaler and I took a deep breath in so it flattened and made a squashing sound and I realized that's what squids sound like when they talk to each other so life is really good rn, but who knows how many seconds that will last.

I miss nyan cat being the biggest thing.

Remember when you were in second grade and the eighth graders bullied you for still using pencils to do math and art?

I would fall in love with a fire hydrant if it texted me this late.

The year is 2005, A Fever You Can't Sweat Out is still hot off the presses. You get home on a Friday afternoon and start to play it on your new iDog to unwind. Then you turn on your favorite new game, Shadow the hedgehog, blissfully unaware.