Sabé: What am I doing wrong?
Tonra: Do you want me to answer as a friend or as a therapist?
Sabé: As a friend.
Tonra: Go see a therapist.

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Sabé: What am I doing wrong?
Tonra: Do you want me to answer as a friend or as a therapist?
Sabé: As a friend.
Tonra: Go see a therapist.

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itâs not a normal day in the life of a handmaiden until padmĂ© gives at least one of them a heart attack
Sabé: I can take pain.
Padme: You canât talk to my husband for more than ten minutes.
SabĂ©: Well, thereâs pain and then thereâs torture.
i can't decide what i love most about the Vader 2020 comics:
the fact that the handmaidens all joined the rebellion and formed a post mortem padmé defence squad that guarded her tomb and what was hidden inside when they weren't busy sabotaging the empire-
or the fact that they collectively beat Vader's crispy mechanical bootie when he even tried to get near it
these girls have no chill and i love them for it

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Sabé: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Padmé: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Sabé: Absolutely not.
the entire plot of TPM, minus podracing and jedi bs, summed up in one meme
I have a lot of feelings about the royal handmaidens of Naboo.
Pretty funny: Padmé and her handmaidens planned ahead, and loaded up her dresses right after comms were lost.
Funny: Padmé and her handmaidens loaded all those dresses onto the ship while they were running for their lives.
HILARIOUS: The dresses on board the starcruiser are Padmé's b-side, emergency back-up clothes, and Rabé never lets Eirtaé hear the end of it.
...please add the appropriate dialogue the next time you reread Queen's Shadow
y'all talk shit about the phantom menace but i dare you to name me one other film that has a group of 14 year old girls kicking ass, taking names, and ending the invasion of an entire planet

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I love how Captain Panaka recruited the handmaidens one by one at separate times and places like he was Nick Fury recruiting the avengers.
handmaidens: assemble
Padmé: You will machete through this!
Padmé: *make it
Padmé: Do not machete your way through this.
Sabé: too late
i love that Sabé's pickup line is "I'm in love with my boss and I will always choose her over you" and then IT WORKS ON TONRA
iâm still not over the fact that, upon meeting vader and faced with imminent death, sabĂ© just went ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ and introduced herself as the ghost of padmĂ© amidala, there to âhaunt him to his graveâ
like this girl has more balls than every single star wars character combined
Wouldnât it be the best if Padmeâs former handmaidens formed a group after Padme died and went around doing badass rebel shit, protecting Jedi and ladies, and fucking shit up, in the name of honor, integrity and doing whatâs right, for Amidala who will always be Queen to them.

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Sabé: I've never been in a snowball fight before, I don't know the rules.
Tonra: What?
Sabé: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
WAIT
I need Anakinâs Troopers and PadmĂ©âs Handmaidens to interact
Picture this:
Rex and Sabé both standing inconspicuously outside a broom closet playing lookout for Padmé and Anakin.
âSoâŠsee any good Holos lately?â SabĂ© asks.
âI donât have off time to watch holos.â
âOh.â
âDo you think weâll be able to leave soon.â Rex says.
*crashing in closet*
âNo.â SabĂ© replies.
Canât stop thinking about Buddy-Cop duo SabĂ© and Rex
We should have gotten a Clone Wars episode where they are just scrambling to hide Anakin and PadmĂ©âs affair, and it gets increasingly ridiculous
hello yes this is the best thing iâve ever seen on the internet ever
Iâm just picturing Rex in full gear and SabĂ© with her giant hood and endless robes stiffly standing outside a broom closet, giving a curt nod to anyone who passes them, as if they donât look completely ridiculous
Or both of them running around the coruscant underworld trying to steal the space camera or whatever off this reporter who caught a picture of Anakin and PadmĂ© together. And theyâre just the most awkward duo, and their fighting styles donât work together at all, but theyâre trying their best okay
And it ends with SabĂ© and Rex sitting in this crappy dinner on the lower levels. SabĂ©âs robes are just ruined, stained and torn and Rex has lost like half his gear and heâs got ash on his face, and itâs just like that scene at the end of Avengers and theyâre just so tired like-
HEY SO, I LOVE THIS
you have know idea the witch cackle i let out at this omgggg
It gets so bad that the tabloids think the secret relationship is between Sabé and Rex.