The Room Movie

What if Michael Jackson faked his death and became Tommy Wiseau

Here is why I think Michael Jackson might be Tommy

Cut to an alleyway, where Mike approaches Johnny.

Mike: Hey, what’s going on, man?

Johnny: Oh hi, Mike, what’s new?

Mike: Um, actually, Johnny, I got, I got a little bit of a tragedy on my hands, yeah. Me and Michelle, we were, we were making out, uh, at your place…

Johnny: A-ha-ha.

Mike: …and, uh, Lisa and Claudette sort of, uh, walked in on us in the middle of it. That’s not the end of the story.

Johnny: Go on, I’m listening.

Mike: Okay. We’re going at it, and um, I get out of there as fast as possible, you know, I get my pants, I get my shirt, and I get out of there. And then about halfway down the stairs, I realize that I have misplaced, I’ve forgotten something. Um, my underwear.

They both chuckle.

Mike: So I come back to get it, I pretend that I need a book, you know, I’m like looking for my book, and then I reach and put the underwear in my pocket, sort of slide out real quick. Well Claudette, she saw it sticking out of my pocket, so she pulls it out, and she’s, uh, showing everybody me underwears.

Johnny: You must be kidding. Underwear, I got the picture.

Mike: Yeah, I dunno what…

Johnny: That’s life.

Mike: Nah.

Johnny: Yeah.

Denny enters, with a football.

Denny: Hey Johnny! Hey Mike!

Johnny: Oh hey, Denny.

Denny: Do you want to play some football?

Mike: I gotta go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her.

Denny: Oh, pshhh, come on!

Johnny: Come on, it’s good for you, come on.

Mike: Alright, whatever, whatever.

Johnny: Let’s go for it.

Mike: I’m going out.

They proceed to toss the football around in close quarters, like you do.

Mike: Yeah, sorry you had to see that.

Denny: I’m not sorry! (gibberish) Studying, right? (more gibberish) I don’t study like that.

Johnny: He doesn’t.

Mark enters.

Mark: Hey, Denny, what’s up?

Denny: Hey, what’s up, Mark?

Johnny: Hi Mark.

Denny: Catch it, come on, man.

Mike: Not much.

Denny: He’s just telling us about an underwear issue he had.

Mike: No, don’t…

Mark: Underwear? What’s that?

Mike: It’s embarrassing, man, I don’t want to get into it.

Mark: Underwear? Man, come on…

Mark inexplicably shoves Mike into a trashcan.

Mike: Oh, God!

Denny: You okay? Are you okay?

Mike: Yeah, I’m fine!

Denny: Are you sure?

Mike: Yeah, uh-huh.

Denny: Do you need to see a doctor?