hot mess express

men???????????? cancelled

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

it be like that sometimes

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

fucking superb you funky little felon

One time, Gryffindor reached exactly 69 house points, and for two whole weeks they managed not to gain or lose any by being as boring as possible. It was finally broken when Hermione was awarded 10 points for some good Charms homework, and Ron was subtracted 20 for yelling “FUCKS SAKE HERMIONE” in response

it happened, only it wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s story

this is the wholesome pure content we need more of

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”

the little claw marks on the ice omg

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently