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Giant forest hog (Hylochoerus meinertzhageni) “Giant Forest Hog Hylochoerus meinertzhageni” by Nik Borrow, CC BY-NC 2.0

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If not friend, then why frie- gets gored to death

#giant forest hog #hylochoerus #hylochoerus meinertzhageni #pig #pigs #suidae #suina #artiodactyla #ungulate #ungulates #wildlife #photograph #upload #shitpost

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ricerex

Shrimp shape

therealswarmlord

Man, how will I be able to focus on this game? The infamous posture:

#shitpost #r/thehumblecrowbar

Uh Tumblr... I don't think that's a baby animal...

#what #tumblr... what is wrong with you?

aplpaca

yall wanna see a bad picture I took of a fuck ton of white pelicans?

therealswarmlord

Do it, coward

#birds

i-am-a-fish

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

i-am-a-fish

sonic....

i-am-a-fish

he would not fucking say that

therealswarmlord

he would, but he also wouldn't, I can confirm

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rrrrrattata

fun fact: some species of fish are mouthbrooders, meaning that they carry their eggs/fry in their mouth to protect them from danger. this behavior is most commonly seen in cichlids, but also occurs in certain species in other familes like catfish, gouramis, and arowanas :)

therealswarmlord

Hehe, bad fries get put in t̵̖̄̒̿̏͂̽h̶̠̩̽̿̎́̈́̍́͛͌̒̊́́̚̕ȩ̵̧͇͎̭̥̞̪̓̉̉͐́̈́̄̇͌̚͘ ̷̗̖̻̹̼̳̖̻̪͓̰͉͇̳͐̄̄̈̀̇͐̾̈́͌̃̿͋͘͜͠m̵͚̝̦͚̀̂̊̉͘ơ̵̢͆̓̊͑͒͆͆̓̇̕͠͠ű̸̧̬̲̮̲͕̲̦̜̬̱̭̰̗̋ṯ̶̮̼̮͉̜̂͌̒͆̑̉̉̿̕͘͘h̶̢̛͓͋́͆̂͋́̔̽̏̽̈́͝

#if you’re cold they’re cold #let’s be warm in mama’s mouth #or sometimes papa’s mouth #nobody is doing it like mouthbrooders #fishblr #cichlid #mouthbrooders #mouthbrooding fish #Shitpost ass response

Your bones are ossified muscles

Your Epidermis is a layer of dead cells that is constantly replaced

Your Red-blood cells are made in your bone marrow

Anyways, have an image of Brachytrachelopan

#shitpost #cursed biology facts #Brachytrachelopan #I'm literally a multi-billion year old space bug warrior #what is wrong with me

shrimp-propaganda

do you guys like my tea strainer it's a giant isopod

therealswarmlord

Needs to be bigger

#giant isopod #It's not size accurate #It needs to be somewhere between 16 to 36 centimetres (7.5 to 14.2 inches) in length

lu9bot

What does this image make you feel?

therealswarmlord

Somehow scared and confused at the same time

#lu9bot #shitpost

I haven't been posting mostly because I don't feel like it, so yeah, I'm alive, and I will return to a state of slumber once more

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I have returned, and not much has changed, good, anyways, I am going to return to my slumber

#nothing interesting

You humans are confusing me, like... what are they doing? What are these "trends"? And why do they believe in such dumb things? No... the Earth is not flat... it has more curves than that one slutty motherfucker that lives next door

#tyranids #Swarmlord is confused with human stupidity #human stupidity #wh40k #the earth is not flat you dumb humans

I have returned tum of the blrs

Now I shall return to my slumber, see you in 40,000 years

#tumblr #i know you guys dont miss me #i hope yall got the joke in there #the joke is a warhammer reference incase you didnt know

Just like in lore, I occasionally come back, and no one misses me, except for maybe like 2 people or whatever biomass is out there. Do you think I care about yall? I don't even care about my fellow tyranids!

#tyranids #wh40k #warhammer 40k #Swarmlord does not care #i could care less for yall #i know you guys dont miss me #yall fear me #and i know it

todaysbird

can i offer you a baby rat in these trying times

therealswarmlord

Why thank you for the snack

#rat #ratblr #i is a bit hungry

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sorrelfox

So during a PlayOn Tabletop live stream, someone asked if nids had toe beans. This lead to the cursed creation of Beans the Hormacat. And who else to own him, by everyone's favorite necron.

There will be more hijinks coming.

therealswarmlord

I love this too much, I love Beans, and I shall get the hivemind to protect him

#warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #trazyn the infinite #orikan the diviner #tyranids #beansthehormacat #hormagaunts #Swarmlord Replies

eye-scream-in-pain

Hivesune Miku

therealswarmlord

Alright, why do I like this?

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #tyranids #Swarmlord Replies

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