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ultragirly

WHY DID YOU TURN HELL INTO AN ANIME GIRL?!?!

#art #digital art #ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #hell ultrakill #hell itself #ultrakill hell #ultrakill v1 #fanart #ultrakill fanart #stuck in flesh's art #Swarmlord Reacts #New thing I could do are these Swarmlord Reacts I guess...

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oliv3box

Every time I get a little lonely and quiet in my room, I ask V2 how they’re doing. Then I grab my V2 plushie and mimic a robot voice as if she’s talking, but our conversations always go like this:

Me: Hey V2 are you hungry?

V2 (in a high-pitch monotone pathetic robot voice that I make): boop-boop….bitch—

Me: WOAH WOAH you can’t say profanities !! My mom’s gonna beat you up for that….

V2 (again with the voice): boopity-boop….you are a BITCH—

Me: WOAH WHO SAID THAT!!!!!

therealswarmlord

This level of Autism is what I attempt to reach

#v2 ultrakill #ultrakill #prototype : 0l1v3r rambles #my shitty relationship ended so that means I can get back into my YUMESHIPPP #like I was meant to be #don’t date at 14 trust me😿😿#Swarmlord here: I am jealous of your Autism

slopforhogs

Giant forest hog (Hylochoerus meinertzhageni) “Giant Forest Hog Hylochoerus meinertzhageni” by Nik Borrow, CC BY-NC 2.0

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therealswarmlord

If not friend, then why frie- gets gored to death

#giant forest hog #hylochoerus #hylochoerus meinertzhageni #pig #pigs #suidae #suina #artiodactyla #ungulate #ungulates #wildlife #photograph #upload #shitpost

ricerex

Shrimp shape

therealswarmlord

Man, how will I be able to focus on this game? The infamous posture:

#shitpost #r/thehumblecrowbar

Uh Tumblr... I don't think that's a baby animal...

#what #tumblr... what is wrong with you?

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aplpaca

yall wanna see a bad picture I took of a fuck ton of white pelicans?

therealswarmlord

Do it, coward

#birds

i-am-a-fish

I'm gay and I'm good at almost nothing

i-am-a-fish

sonic....

i-am-a-fish

he would not fucking say that

therealswarmlord

he would, but he also wouldn't, I can confirm

rrrrrattata

fun fact: some species of fish are mouthbrooders, meaning that they carry their eggs/fry in their mouth to protect them from danger. this behavior is most commonly seen in cichlids, but also occurs in certain species in other familes like catfish, gouramis, and arowanas :)

therealswarmlord

Hehe, bad fries get put in t̵̖̄̒̿̏͂̽h̶̠̩̽̿̎́̈́̍́͛͌̒̊́́̚̕ȩ̵̧͇͎̭̥̞̪̓̉̉͐́̈́̄̇͌̚͘ ̷̗̖̻̹̼̳̖̻̪͓̰͉͇̳͐̄̄̈̀̇͐̾̈́͌̃̿͋͘͜͠m̵͚̝̦͚̀̂̊̉͘ơ̵̢͆̓̊͑͒͆͆̓̇̕͠͠ű̸̧̬̲̮̲͕̲̦̜̬̱̭̰̗̋ṯ̶̮̼̮͉̜̂͌̒͆̑̉̉̿̕͘͘h̶̢̛͓͋́͆̂͋́̔̽̏̽̈́͝

#if you’re cold they’re cold #let’s be warm in mama’s mouth #or sometimes papa’s mouth #nobody is doing it like mouthbrooders #fishblr #cichlid #mouthbrooders #mouthbrooding fish #Shitpost ass response

Your bones are ossified muscles

Your Epidermis is a layer of dead cells that is constantly replaced

Your Red-blood cells are made in your bone marrow

Anyways, have an image of Brachytrachelopan

#shitpost #cursed biology facts #Brachytrachelopan #I'm literally a multi-billion year old space bug warrior #what is wrong with me

shrimp-propaganda

do you guys like my tea strainer it's a giant isopod

therealswarmlord

Needs to be bigger

#giant isopod #It's not size accurate #It needs to be somewhere between 16 to 36 centimetres (7.5 to 14.2 inches) in length

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lu9bot

What does this image make you feel?

therealswarmlord

Somehow scared and confused at the same time

#lu9bot #shitpost

I haven't been posting mostly because I don't feel like it, so yeah, I'm alive, and I will return to a state of slumber once more

I have returned, and not much has changed, good, anyways, I am going to return to my slumber

#nothing interesting

You humans are confusing me, like... what are they doing? What are these "trends"? And why do they believe in such dumb things? No... the Earth is not flat... it has more curves than that one slutty motherfucker that lives next door

#tyranids #Swarmlord is confused with human stupidity #human stupidity #wh40k #the earth is not flat you dumb humans

I have returned tum of the blrs

Now I shall return to my slumber, see you in 40,000 years

#tumblr #i know you guys dont miss me #i hope yall got the joke in there #the joke is a warhammer reference incase you didnt know

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Just like in lore, I occasionally come back, and no one misses me, except for maybe like 2 people or whatever biomass is out there. Do you think I care about yall? I don't even care about my fellow tyranids!

#tyranids #wh40k #warhammer 40k #Swarmlord does not care #i could care less for yall #i know you guys dont miss me #yall fear me #and i know it

todaysbird

can i offer you a baby rat in these trying times

therealswarmlord

Why thank you for the snack

#rat #ratblr #i is a bit hungry

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