Music piracy in the ’60s

SO COOOOL

cute dating tip: don’t cheat on your partner you fucking pathetic piece of shit

i want to be really healthy and drink green tea and go to bed early and study really hard and get my life in order but then again i kinda don’t care about anything and i just want to drink coffee all the time and ignore sleep and study whenever i feel like it and let myself fall apart twice a week

i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it” 

today in art class a guy made a dick out of clay and when the art teacher was walking around she stopped in front of him and stared at it and just said “it doesn’t look very accurate” and walked away

The real question is why couldn’t a boy make an accurate dick.

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

Seth Myers wrote that line, that’s why he’s smiling.