Wheels

I would really like to make cool art but tragically my artistic capabilities are not up to the same standard as the media I consume. in order to remedy this feeling I will continue to create absolutely nothing

"Remember, remember the 5th of November" wasn't instructional it was like, a curse i think

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

nobody ever wants to scroll through livestock deformities on the couch with me….

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

she looking for another dog?

NO

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

I have a name

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

Oh you're gonna wanna unmute this one

stop using google chrome. switch to mozilla firefox.

also put on these fox ears and this tail plug and start mewling

you don't have to do that

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

Maybe the cast of Seinfeld doesn't care but the waffle iron also needs to be able to conduct heat