Magic/Witchy Starters
For muses with magic leanings or AU purposes. An attempt at some variety of magic preferences, and some silly options as well. Change wording as needed.
âDonât drink that!â
âItâs just tea. No potion or shenanigans to worry about.â
âHere take this. Wait, no. This one.â
âI canât just give you shape-shifting powers, thatâs not how potions work.â
âIâm not THAT kind of witch/wizard/warlock/etc.â
âSpells take a lot of time and energy. Iâm not just giving them away for free.â
âIf you insist on sticking around, at least be useful and grab the bottle of dragonfly wings.â
âYou thought this was what? Itâs a bath bomb. Nothing more and nothing less.â
âSo you make spells? Can you help me fix my life?â
âDo you need to sacrifice me or something for some magic?â
âWe donât do sacrifices. Thatâs just fear-mongering.â
âYouâre going to turn me into a toad, I just know it!â
âCan you read my fortune?â
âSo you can tell the future?â
âJust because I pulled the Death card doesnât mean youâre actually going to die.â
âYes I need all these candles. No I wonât tell you why.â
âThis is a strange bit of magicâŚâ
âAre all spells so pretty? Or just yours?â
âYouâre lucky youâre too cute to curse.â
âYouâll burn for this, witch!â
âThey say thereâs a wicked, old witch in these woods.â
âYou do realize they just sold you nothing more than water flavored with mint, right? This isnât a potion.â
âYouâre a fraud. This isnât magic.â
âCan you teach me how to do magic like you?â
âYouâll never learn this spell if you donât pay attention.â
âI may have accidentally spilled water on your spellbook.â
âIs magic real?â
âOf course magic is real.â
âThereâs no such thing as magic.â
âSo do you use a wand or a staff or anything?â
âYou know those spells are forbidden for a reason.â














