𝗗𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼 ᴹᴰ

I want to taste you. Respectfully (and disrespectfully).

Anyway who wants to sit on a porch swing with me and hold hands

ultimately i think we all want someone who will tenderly wipe the blood off our face

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

Seriously, some of you dom bloggers are just such a jumble of clichés and bullshit

“Think you can handle the unconfined restraints of my mind? I will only post things I find hot ie naked women only cause dicks are gross and I ain’t gay. Enter at your own risk, a collar awaits those who dare enter. On your knees, sluts, that is forever your place. Serve the patriarchy. Looking for a female live in slave (I’m a MALE! Females only!) to move in immediately, hit me up if you wanna serve.”

submissions from FEMALES welcome

OH you made it perfect.

Oh wait what about the suit with a red tie in front of a mirror with. No face profile picture

Seriously will you all stop ruining the fuckin surprises.

Don’t forget you have to upload at least six gifs of you playing with a belt.

And the classic: picture from chin down, arms crossed, wearing a poorly-fitted suit.

Oh, and something about being an “alpha” 🙄

This is art 😂😂😂

Dont forget wagging their index finger at the camera☝️

Or holding their hand out to it.

Something about being an alpha wolf and his entire page being a vault of secrets when it’s just white and black porn gifs with skinny white women and white guys with big dicks and his me section has poorly taken close up dick pics with the caption “on your knees slut” or “suck on this princess”

Hi. I’m a Tumblr Dom. Welcome to my Deep Twisted Mind. I wear a suit…cuz it’s scareh. I wear a tie….cuz it’s scareh. Think you can handle the heat? I take all my pictures in black & white…. cuz it’s SCAREH

I love the female form. All females. But my blog shows no diversity whatsoever. Check out my cool signature I leave on every photo, and if I deleted your caption who cares-it’s not my fault my followers don’t want to read. Male | NOT GAY

If your blog contains any of these above attributes you need to take a hard look at yourself because clearly we’re all laughing at you

@toodomforyou relevant post 😁