THE REAL BEX CIPHER

@therealbexcipher

I AM THE REAL BEX CIPHER!!! DADS THE BEST DORITO EVER AND I WILL BRING WEIRDMAGEDDON BACK! I LOOVEE YELLOOOOOW AND DIPPER PINES IS MINE!!!

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What do you do in the theraprism all day?

therealbexcipher

HEY ITS UNCLE WILL AND UNCLE KILL- WAIT... WHY DOESNT WILL HAVE A BOW? AND WHY DOESNT KILL HAVE A TOP HAT- ...WAAIITTT, *GASP* DAD IS THAT GRAND-

(ooc: dunno if you've seen, but Bex Cipher is my oc that's the kid of bill I almost every au, so like, I've been the daughter of every bill cipher I can find. So hi, your Bex's dad too now... Look at posts I've done with other bills if you want so I don't have to give a run down again, uh, but in short, Bex is a trauma filled evil spoiled brat that wants to be just like her dad and idolizes him. She also gets shut up in seconds if you give her Dino nuggies)

YOU CAN SHUT UP NOW KIDDO!! *shoves Dino nugget in Bex's mouth*

NEVER SPEAK A WORD OF THAT AGAIN!

therealbexcipher

OOOO DINO NUGGIE

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stan-pines-offical

YOU'RE ALL I CAN THINK OF EVERY DROP I DRINK UP YOU'RE MY SODA POP MY LITTLE SODA POP

@mabel-pines-offical

What the heck are you talking about, kid? Is that from that weird movie you watched last week? Something something demons? Cause if so, I will pay you a dollar to send that to Ford next. But I will not go above two dollars, so don't ask.

mabel-pines-offical

IM DONE HIDDDDING JOW IM SHINNNING LIKE IM BORN TO BEEEEEEeEEEEE

therealbexcipher

SHOOTING STAR, YOU KNOW IT TOO??? DAD(BILL) BANNED THE MOVIE AFTER I BLASTED THE SONGS IN HIS EAR! FINE MAYBE YOU ARENT THE WORST MORTAL EVER... WANNA HAVE A TRUCE TO ANNOY PINE TREE WITH THE SONGS? I LIKE YOUR IDOL THE MOST BC IT REMINDS ME OF DADDY AND UNCLE KILL AND ME. HURRY UP BEFORE AXEY TAKES MY PHONE AWAY, IM AT STUPID MORTAL EMPATHY SCHOOL RN, IT SUCKS.

(ooc: dipper would sing along wouldn't he... Lol)

mabel-pines-offical

We should totally get together and do a karaoke and make dipper sing Golden with us

therealbexcipher

AGREED. TEMPORARY GIRL TRUCE THEN. YOU UH... HAVE TO SHAKE MY HAND THO, TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL. I WONT TAKE YOUR SOUL I PROMISE. SEE? IF IM PROMISING I WONT DO IT, THERE'S NO LOOP HOLE TO LET ME WITHOUT THE DEAL BREAKING. SIXER WONT BE HOME RIGHT? I DONT LIKE HIM

(ooc edit: is the acc of 13 year old Mabel or older Mabel or like, how old is this Mabel, then in the timeline is this? I was gonna make an animatic of the pines plus Bex singing gold since I'm an animator on my main acc)

I want more rp blogs to interact with me. They're so awesome and cool and I will tell you a tale

Once apon a 8 months ago.. I also was a rp blog, interacting with other bibleverse blogs and what not

Until I became popular

Now I think people are too scares to interact with me. Please interact with me.

You're golden cheese cookie? Awesome. You're withered bonnie? Hell yeah.

DO IT

Satan is very chill guys don't be scared, the fire is just there to look cool

ford-pines--offical

I will very happily interact with satan

therealbexcipher

NO, IM TALKING TO SATAN, STOP TAKING EVERYONE FROM ME SIXER, YOU ALREADY TAKE ALL DADS ATTENTION! THIS IS WHY I LIKE STAN MORE THEN YOU- I DIDNT SAY THAT, I DONT LIKE STAN EITHER, YOU BOTH SUCK

(ooc: oops, Bex said she doesn't hate Stan as much- what's next, she'll stop stalking dipper? Pfft, no way)

I want more rp blogs to interact with me. They're so awesome and cool and I will tell you a tale

Once apon a 8 months ago.. I also was a rp blog, interacting with other bibleverse blogs and what not

Until I became popular

Now I think people are too scares to interact with me. Please interact with me.

You're golden cheese cookie? Awesome. You're withered bonnie? Hell yeah.

DO IT

therealbexcipher

HI SATAN, IM A DREAM DEMON, MY DADS BILL CIPHER, WANNA HAVE A PLAY DATE AND PLAN TO RULE THE WORLD WITH ME WHILE TORMENTING PINE TREE AND SIXER?

#bex cipher #gravity falls #bill cipher #dipper pines #ford pines #bills kid #oc roleplay #gravity falls au #Satan #dream demon

stan-pines-offical

YOU'RE ALL I CAN THINK OF EVERY DROP I DRINK UP YOU'RE MY SODA POP MY LITTLE SODA POP

@mabel-pines-offical

What the heck are you talking about, kid? Is that from that weird movie you watched last week? Something something demons? Cause if so, I will pay you a dollar to send that to Ford next. But I will not go above two dollars, so don't ask.

mabel-pines-offical

IM DONE HIDDDDING JOW IM SHINNNING LIKE IM BORN TO BEEEEEEeEEEEE

therealbexcipher

SHOOTING STAR, YOU KNOW IT TOO??? DAD(BILL) BANNED THE MOVIE AFTER I BLASTED THE SONGS IN HIS EAR! FINE MAYBE YOU ARENT THE WORST MORTAL EVER... WANNA HAVE A TRUCE TO ANNOY PINE TREE WITH THE SONGS? I LIKE YOUR IDOL THE MOST BC IT REMINDS ME OF DADDY AND UNCLE KILL AND ME. HURRY UP BEFORE AXEY TAKES MY PHONE AWAY, IM AT STUPID MORTAL EMPATHY SCHOOL RN, IT SUCKS.

(ooc: dipper would sing along wouldn't he... Lol)

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What do you do in the theraprism all day?

therealbexcipher

HEY ITS UNCLE WILL AND UNCLE KILL- WAIT... WHY DOESNT WILL HAVE A BOW? AND WHY DOESNT KILL HAVE A TOP HAT- ...WAAIITTT, *GASP* DAD IS THAT GRAND-

(ooc: dunno if you've seen, but Bex Cipher is my oc that's the kid of bill I almost every au, so like, I've been the daughter of every bill cipher I can find. So hi, your Bex's dad too now... Look at posts I've done with other bills if you want so I don't have to give a run down again, uh, but in short, Bex is a trauma filled evil spoiled brat that wants to be just like her dad and idolizes him. She also gets shut up in seconds if you give her Dino nuggies)

I have decided make a list of all the Bill Ciphers on Tumblr.

@bill-cipher-offical

@bill-cipher-official

@chaos-triangle

@dippledop-pinetree

@bill-cipher-one-true-overlord

@boiling-with-rage

@godofthegoldeneye

@timeismeaninglesslul

@triangulumentangulum

@triangulum-entangulum-eneforis

@bill--cipher-offical

therealbexcipher

WOW I HAVE A LOT OF DADS. @bill--cipher-offical DO YOU STILL NEED SIXER? I ALREADY HAVE AO MANY DADS! YOU ARE MY REAL DAD RIGHT...? OR DID YIU STEAL ME FROM MY OTHER DADS??? WHICH ONES MY REAL DADD, AHHHHH, IT BETTER NOT BE DEITY.... I DONT WANNA BE DEITY BEXS SISTERRRRRR

annabeth-chase-offical

if the world is a squirrel and my room is 27° Celsius, what flavor of table color is your favorite alphabet, yes or no?

Yes if the ice cream truck was married to the lampost, no if superman retires

thalia-grace-offical

annabeth please get some sleep

annabeth-chase-offical

Neverrrr

thalia-grace-offical

Okay but why would the ice cream truck be married to a lampost surely it can do better-

annabeth-chase-offical

Because the microwave dumped it and now it has self-esteem issues, c'mon Thalia, keep up >:[

thalia-grace-offical

THEN GIVE IT THERAPY OF SOMETHING-

annabeth-chase-offical

OMG THALIA THAT'S SO INSENSITIVE??? THE THERAPIST IS THE MICROWAVE'S SISTER??? LIKE BRO-

thalia-grace-offical

OML MB I DIDN'T KNOW!

ARE THEY THE ONLY THERAPIST?

annabeth-chase-offical

YES THEY'RE THE ONLY THERAPIST, SUPERMAN MURDERED ALL THE OTHERS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA TRY AND SEDUCE HIM!

thalia-grace-offical

WHY DIN'T BATMAN STOP HIM-

annabeth-chase-offical

HE WAS HAVING PIZZA WITH THE FLASH AND THE MICROWAVE

thalia-grace-offical

WHERE WAS JOKER HE DOESN'T LIKE SUPERMAN EITHER-

annabeth-chase-offical

JOKER'S IN BERMUDA RN TAKING A VACAY HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS STUFF

thalia-grace-offical

I WAS HUNTING DOWN HARLEY QUINN OKAY

annabeth-chase-offical

Oh no what did she do this time

thalia-grace-offical

idk we were just told to hunt her down

annabeth-chase-offical

Maybe it's cuz it's 27° C and you know what that meeeanss

thalia-grace-offical

. . . .

i do not-

annabeth-chase-offical

E N E R G Y D R I N K

And pineapple

*both things start randomly appearing*

thalia-grace-offical

GAH WHAT-

annabeth-chase-offical

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAH--!

*unearthly cackle of either a) the dead or b) the sleep deprived*

thalia-grace-offical

@percy-jackson-offical YOU TAKE HER-

annabeth-chase-offical

SEAWEED BRAIN- THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE-

*pineapple falls on my head* ow-

thalia-grace-offical

its exactly what it looks like GET SOME SLEEP-

annabeth-chase-offical

BUT HWHYYY

thalia-grace-offical

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FUNCTIONING RIGHT

annabeth-chase-offical

I HAVE NEVER FUNCTIONED BETTER IDK WHAT YOU MEAN

thalia-grace-offical

UH UHM

@kayla-knowles-offical HELP

annabeth-chase-offical

I DON'T NEED HELP

YOU DON'T NEED HELP

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, AND YOU SHOULD BUY GOLD??(/ref)

thalia-grace-offical

YES YOU DO

WHY WOULD I NEED GOLD?!?! (/i didn't get the ref </3)

annabeth-chase-offical

BECAUSE THE FLYING DORITO MAN SAYS SO

@bill-cipher-offical or maybe @bill--cipher-offical idrk they're both flying doritos (it was a Gravity Falls ref, Bill Cipher says it TwT)

bill--cipher-offical

SLEEP!!!

definitely not so that i can appear in your dreams and possess you-

bill-cipher-offical

I WAS HERE FIRST! I GET DIBS!

HEY HAVE THESE KIDS ALWAYS HAD AN AURA OF OMINOUS POWER

bill--cipher-offical

NU-UH

bill-cipher-offical

THE AXOLOTL SAID IT’S MY TURN TO POSSESS THE TEENAGERS

bill--cipher-offical

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

therealbexcipher

DAAAD, STOP FIGHTING WITH OTHER DAD- WHY DO I HAVE ANOTHER DAD..? ANYWAY, ITS *MY* TURN, ACTUALLY? WHERES DIPPER... @d1pp3r-0ffical I NEED TO BORROW YOU TO TOTALLY NOT POSSES YOU AGAIN-

mabel-pines-offical

SHOOTING STAR! i knoow we dont get along because i stalked pine tree and tryed t force him to date meee- BUT, HELP ME BREAK DAD AND SIXER UP

(ooc: context to bex is in a Q&A post on bills acc, basicly OG!bex is a spoiled brat, bills kid, and obsessed with dipper, she is 1 year younger then the twins and hates the fact the pines dont give her everything she wants bc thanks to bill shes use to getting her way everyday. also she keeps getting dragged to the theraprism for therapy)

THERES ANOTHER BILL?

why are there so many?

therealbexcipher

THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION, HELP ME BREAK THEM UP, DO YOU REALLY WANNA BE MY (1st)COUSIN(once removed)?

ALSO I WILL PUT SCREAMING HEADS IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN IF YOU DONT HELP. @d1pp3r-0ffical KNOWS IVE BEEN DOING IT ALREADY. *summons a screaming head on dipper*

ford-pines--offical

BREAK UP WITH MY DAD!!!

(ooc: context to bex in a bill post, might show up with mabel bc i sent her an ask as bex, bex is bills spoiled brat daughter thats obsessed with dipper, she hates ford, when he was traveling the multiverse and they met 3 year old bex turned big and bit fords side leaving a giant bite mark scar to this day)

NO

therealbexcipher

YES! YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP!!!! I'LL BITE YOU AGAIN!!!

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I want a cookie

can I have a cookie

?

MY COOKIESS!!! but you can be my henchmanaic-

Mabel wanted me to join here and I don’t know why.

therealbexcipher

hiiiii pine treeeee

this says you need to make a deal with me nooowwwww- BE MY HENCHMANIAC

What do I get out of it?

therealbexcipher

uhhh, you can be a GOD, and you get a galaxy and you get imunity from being killed by a cipher, and... you get a demon girl friend, and you get to be immortal, and, you get to know all the secrets, and you get to be smarter then ford, and i wont attack mabel, and you get powers, aaaaand.... uh... and i wont put a screaming head in the fridge :3

You’re the one who’s been putting screaming heads in the fridge?

Ummmmmm yeah, I’ll be your henchmaniac. Just no god, galaxy, immunity, girlfriend, immortal, secrets, intelligence, and powers.

therealbexcipher

uhh well number 4 isnt an option soo- AND WHY DONT YOU WANT POWER????

Protecting Mabel’s more important

therealbexcipher

but you can use the power to protect her??? and either way you mine now @bill--cipher-offical dad you cant have @ford-offical, bc pine tree's mine now. @mabel-pines-offical shooting star, your brothers mine now ⚠️⚠️💛🟡🌲⚠️

Mabel wanted me to join here and I don’t know why.

therealbexcipher

hiiiii pine treeeee

this says you need to make a deal with me nooowwwww- BE MY HENCHMANIAC

What do I get out of it?

therealbexcipher

uhhh, you can be a GOD, and you get a galaxy and you get imunity from being killed by a cipher, and... you get a demon girl friend, and you get to be immortal, and, you get to know all the secrets, and you get to be smarter then ford, and i wont attack mabel, and you get powers, aaaaand.... uh... and i wont put a screaming head in the fridge :3

You’re the one who’s been putting screaming heads in the fridge?

Ummmmmm yeah, I’ll be your henchmaniac. Just no god, galaxy, immunity, girlfriend, immortal, secrets, intelligence, and powers.

therealbexcipher

uhh well number 4 isnt an option soo- AND WHY DONT YOU WANT POWER????

bill--cipher-offical

HI DAD! WHY'D YOU MARRY SIXER? I WILL DESTROY HIM!!!

(ooc: bex is my bills kid oc and in her lore he let her be a spoiled brat that gets almost everything she wants other then bill to stop loving ford. and dipper loving her, dipper is never gonna like this crazy girl... ps: when bill wants her to shut up he gives her dino nuggies. like a damn pacifier, i swear...)

NO!!!!! *gives dino nuggies*

(ooc: omg hi im actually in the star falls community and i've seen your posts!!!!!!!) (also side note i have a dino nuggie KEY CHAIN THING!!!)

therealbexcipher

ooo dino nuggie... *takes off eye patch and eats the nuggies through her eye mouth that has 2 tongues and 3 rows of sharp teeth* (ooc: OMG OMG OMG- one, og bex would LOVE that keychain, 2, I HAD NO IDEA YOU KNEW WHO I WAS- OMG- sry for the spoiler about what og bex is like lol, and whats behind her eye patch-)

Mabel wanted me to join here and I don’t know why.

therealbexcipher

hiiiii pine treeeee

this says you need to make a deal with me nooowwwww- BE MY HENCHMANIAC

What do I get out of it?

therealbexcipher

uhhh, you can be a GOD, and you get a galaxy and you get imunity from being killed by a cipher, and... you get a demon girl friend, and you get to be immortal, and, you get to know all the secrets, and you get to be smarter then ford, and i wont attack mabel, and you get powers, aaaaand.... uh... and i wont put a screaming head in the fridge :3

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Mabel wanted me to join here and I don’t know why.

therealbexcipher

hiiiii pine treeeee

this says you need to make a deal with me nooowwwww- BE MY HENCHMANIAC

HI PINE TREE~!!!! @d1pp3r-0ffical I FOUND YOUUU ⚠️⚠️⚠️🌲🌲💛💛⭐🟨🟡⭐💛

(ooc: bex is bills kid and she low key stalked and obsessed over dipper and tried to make him a hench maniac. she was 11 during the events of weirdmageddon, turning 12 a week after. so shes a year younger then the twins)

#bex cipher #gravity falls

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