S C E N T U R I E S

What this probably smells like: dead polar bears. or burning flesh.

What this probably smells like: pond scum.

What this probably smells like: wet concrete, and a four month old calender.

What this probably smells like: stoner food.

What this probably smells like: waaaaaay too many appletinis. yikes. 

What this probably smells like: dingle berry. but holier, somehow-- *whistful upward glance*

What this probably smells like: not enough to make a fucking lotion out of.

What this probably smells like: musky cherries. an old shirley temple. things you'd thought were long forgotten. 

What this probably smells like: a racist vanilla bean pod wearing a coconut bra.

What this probably smells like: you walk in after a long day on the river, lobster red. you find a bottle labeled aloe vera. "ah," you sigh as you rub it on your skin. until you realise there's nothing soothing about it. "but it smells so real," you think. when in actuality, it reeks of disappointment.

What this probably smells like: exactly like cyanide.

What this probably smells like: sexy fruit? i guess if that's what does it for you.

also, potentially the mother-ship of horticultural aliens.

What it probably smells like: what you wish you had done on valentines day instead of whatever you ended up doing.