My Life as a Self-Indulgent, Overly Analytical Character Study

i had a dream last night that luigi had a new form called “gay rights luigi” and he looked like this

Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

Merry: we’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Legolas will and will not eat

Pippin: well what did you need so many spare bootlaces for anyway

Legolas: when I ate them, I did not know they were your bootlaces. I thought they were leathery and inferior worms.

Gimli, from a distance: 

Merry, yelling back: WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT IT ARE YOU A SCIENTIST

This is UNFAIR because obviously Merry and Pippin are conducting a Single-Subject research design which is commonly used in fields like psychology where the subject works as its own control. They aren’t testing all elves willingness to eat twigs, they’re testing Legolas’ willingness to eat twigs.