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um so quick question you do know that the world isn’t divided into People Blindly Accepting Of Gender Roles and Smart Trans Ppl. the world isn’t divided into People In Romantic Relationships and Single Aros. the world isn’t divided into People Who Socialize Easily and Oppressed Autistics. the world isn’t divided into Enlightened Queer People and Stupid Misogynists. like you are aware of this ? i hope you are aware of this

Well, okay then!

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

EVERYONE GET NICER TO KIDS NOW

I treat everyone with kindness and respect. That being said, most children these days are the fucking worst, and I will match their energy.

lol you actually think you're a mature person in this situation. lol. lmao

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

we're not ever gonna make this website a safe space for black people or have a substantial black user base anymore unless y'all (non blacks obv) come to grips with the fact that y'all hold internal biases whether some of y'all be blatantly racist and hide behind your disabilities/mental illnesses queerness/transness or it's something as simple as if you see a black face on your dash you immediately swipe up

Twitter having a racist field day because someone lamented that hijabs are not an option in Tomodachi Life while turbans are, claiming that turbans are not a religious symbol but hijabs are and games are not a place for religion 👀 Good job not understanding the concept of hijab 👀 The headscarf is just one of the many ways to do hijab. I could pull a hoodie over my head and draw the strings shut so my hair is not seen and it would still be "hijab" 👀 The way the headscarf is worn is often a cultural expression and is worn differently from culture to culture, and it also doubles as "hijab". For many women it is an important part of how they view themselves. ALSO the claim that the turban is NOT worn as a religious head garment? Lmao I get you folks want to make your little orientalist white pharoh miis but that is the furtherest thing from the truth lol.

there is no "epstein class". perhaps you mean capitalists, or men, or adults, or white people. all of those are classes, and membership in any of those classes gives an individual more power that they can use for sexual violence. the random parent or sports coach or whatever that sexually abuses the kid they have power over has no ties to epstein, and i can't help but feel that reducing it all to epstein is functionally a way of defending people like that by pretending the problem is Big News-Worthy Conspiracy and not a society that's extremely full of violence at all levels

I never know how to say this without sounding condescending but when it comes to social media you can simply choose not to be around people who make you unhappy.

*flies past*

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

This argument doesn't work because we should do Vatican speedruns