It was a place of force—

yesterday my uber driver told me he stopped wearing glasses and just decided his eyes were better and I was like man as the passenger in this elantra I would like you to keep more secrets from me

People need to start reading mainstream news, if only so I don't have to keep reading "the mainstream media won't tell you" about something that's got like a dedicated live feed on APnews or whatever

bold of jd vance to show his face in italy after what he did to the pope

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

“This isn’t who we are” is interpreted as “this isn’t who we aspire to be” by 95% of people but the illiterate 5% who somehow fancy themselves the only ones who know any history are so fucking enraging

Nooo don’t worry my pyramid scheme is queer owned