P R I N C E S S

✉   ↠    and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

✉   ↠     i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star…

✉   ↠     I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

✉   ↠     I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

✉   ↠     so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

✉   ↠     Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

✉   ↠     I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend’s twin last night…

✉   ↠     Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

✉   ↠     Renamed my iPod as ‘the titantic’ so when I plug it in it’s says 'the titantic is syncing.’

✉   ↠     This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

✉   ↠     My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber…I’m buying the engagement ring tomorrow

✉   ↠     i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled “5 second rule” and kept fucking me. i think im in love

✉   ↠     in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me… then slapped my ass and told me “back to business”… im gonna marry him

✉   ↠     I’m smoking weed out of a trumpet

✉   ↠     I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building

✉   ↠     He literally didn’t stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.

✉   ↠     i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

✉   ↠     you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

✉   ↠     The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.

✉   ↠     I’m at the airport and there’s a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn’t see you there?

✉   ↠     o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

✉   ↠     Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

✉   ↠     I ’m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

✉   ↠     We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich….

✉   ↠     he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true’

✉   ↠     I’m at this frat party right now and yelled “my brother finally lost his virginity.” They gave you a standing ovation

✉   ↠     i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.

✉   ↠     i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

✉   ↠     I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

✉   ↠     Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

✉   ↠     I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

✉   ↠     How do you jack off and text at the same time?

✉   ↠     also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

✉   ↠     Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to “i can hear you having sex”.

✉   ↠     i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

✉   ↠     I don’t know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

✉   ↠     my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.

✉   ↠     Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I’m in love

✉   ↠     I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says “bang”.

✉   ↠     I’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

✉   ↠     Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

     No one wearing a CROWN                                             Comes in the name of PEACE

Sonam Kapoor Ahuja in the movie Aisha (2010)

Sonam Kapoor Ahuja in the movie I Hate Luv Storys (2010)

Sonam Kapoor Ahuja in the movie I Hate Luv Storys (2010)

asoiaf & got characters // pt. XXX - Arianne Martell

ASOIAF/GOT characters meme: 10/? ↳ Arianne Martell, Princess of Dorne

Arianne Martell is a member of House Martell and is the eldest daughter of the ruling Prince of Dorne, Doran of House Martell, and his consort, Mellario of Norvos. According to Dornish customs, she is the heiress of Sunspear, and the future ruling Princess of Dorne.

Arianne grew up at the Water Gardens, the preferred place of residence of her father. With her brother Quentyn sent away as squire at an early age and her brother Trystane ten years younger than herself, her best companions during childhood were Drey, Garin and Spotted Sylva. However, she was closest to her cousin Tyene Sand, with whom she shared everything. She was also close to some of the other Sand Snakes, including Nymeria and Sarella.

Arianne is beautiful, with olive skin, large dark eyes and long, thick black hair that falls in ringlets to the middle of her back. Calculating, adventurous and fierce-tempered, when she sees something she desires, she strives to obtain it at all cost. Arianne does not shy away from using her looks to get what she wants and quite often tries to seduce men to do her bidding, on the other hand, she seems to be pious and is praying to the Seven.