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They are still growing

the first horse…….. was human

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

man why didn’t they just have this guy fight him off. dude’s huge

i wouldn't fight godzilla if i was this dude's size, for roughly the same reason i wouldn't fight a komodo dragon at the size i currently am

Not even to save New York?

what has new york ever done for me

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

see this scar right here? That's from when my own pet cigarette turned on me and bit me as a child. my father had to put it down in the shed with an ash tray

People who claim to have Bixonimania are all attention-seekers distracting from real diseases like Andromeda's Genesis smh

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

i’m “house phone” years old

I'm "family computer" years old

"House phone that would knock your family computer off the internet" years old.

First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

Ants are always like oh shiit you have a thing? You left your Thing there i've always wanted that. And can all my friends come also

i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all

gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter