ao3â˛s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this storyâs parentsÂ
technically the storyâs parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and thatâs even funnier



































