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Merry Tiis-mas

Dec 23 - Pasok Dec 24 - Pasok Dec 25 - Pasko! (Pero may Pasok pa rin...) Dec 26 - Pasok Dec 27 - Pasok

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#Christmas #Pasko #puns #jokes #Tagalog #Filipino #work

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*fistbump*

Restaurant. 2:30 pm. Nag-bill-out at nagbayad na ang isang magkasintahan.

“Hon, teka, huwag muna tayong umalis…

. . . . . . .

… change is coming.”

😜 xD

#puns #jokes #PHVote #duterte #2016 elections #change is coming #Filipino

Mr. Worldwide!

Earlier, there was a foreigner intern in the office...

Me: So, he’s the intern in “international”?

xD

#internship #interns #puns #jokes #English

Winnin' the Foo

Ano ang brand ng protein drink na iniinom ni Mr. Foo? . . . . . . . . . . Mega Non. xD

#puns #Mega Mass #protein #Mr. Foo #Filipino #Tagalog #jokes #MEGANON

Sakay na! #PHvote #PHboat

xD

#PHvote #elections #puns #PHboat #2016 elections #with props!

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Friend and fellow wrestling fan: Have you guys seen the Royal Rumble 2016 graphic for Ambrose-Owens? Very Age of Ultron-y.

Me: Wow! Very elegant. Or should I say...

... marble-ous!

xD

#Royal Rumble #Royal Rumble 2016 #WWE #pro wrestling #puns

The Primetime Block

At 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 pm. xD

#prime numbers #pun #English #math #numbers

I-microwave daw para uminit. So, there... xD

#with props!#puns #Filipino #pabebe wave #microwave

It's Everywhere!

Yearender. English for "Dito at doon." xD

#puns #yearendet #year-ender

#OT-WTH?

Friend: Ano ba ‘yung #OTWOL?

Me: Overtime without leave.

xD

#OTWOL #puns

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Me 3!

So, when you work pro bono, is it automatic that you're a fan of U2? xD

#puns #English #jokes #U2 #pro bono

Alma Matters

Reporter: Ma'am, ano pong una niyong gagawin sa Senado kapag nahalal kayo? Alma Moreno: BILLS! Reporter: Sino pong favorite niyong inspector? Alma Moreno: MILLS! Reporter: Ano pong magiging advocacy niyo sa Senado? Alma Moreno: Transportation... Boses ng mga tsuper... ON WHEELS! At isusulong ko po ang pag-usbong ng rent-a-car business... with reservations! xD #LateJoke

#puns #alma moreno #PHvote

Last Resort?

Possible conversation in a Binay VP search committee meeting:

“Hirap hanapin ng makakatambal ni Boss, ‘no?”

“Oo nga eh. O, nasa’n na kaya ang papayag?”

“Wait, wait! That’s perfect! Let’s ask Honasan!”

xD

#PHvote #puns #Binay #Gringo Honasan

#PHvote Pun

Pitching this campaign jingle for LP:

“RO, RO, row your boat, gently for the win Mar-Leni, Mar-Leni, Mar-Leni, Mar-Leni Daang Matuwid.”

xD

#LP #Mar Roxas #Leni Robredo #PHvote #puns #Liberal Party

“Water on Mars”

(graphics by Andoyman)

#PHvote #Mar Roxas #puns #Mars

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Yo Dogg!

Sobrang astig kung makukuha nina Grace at Chiz si Snoop Dogg para maging endorser nila. Poe-Chiz-zle. xD

#Grace Poe #Chiz Escudero #Poe-Chiz #Snoop Dogg #Filipino #puns #jokes

Adventure Time

Me: Hindi mo naabutan 'yung "choose your own adventure"?

Officemate: Hindi eh. Ano 'yun?

Me: 'Yun 'yung pupunta ka sa Mitsubishi dealer, ta's pipili ka ng sasakyan.

#puns #jokes #Choose your own adventure #Mitsubishi #books

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